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Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:58 pm

Falcons:

At first I thought Petrino was a scumbag, but can anyone blame him for bolting that team for Arkansas? It my not be the NFL, but at least Arkansas has a better football team.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:08 am

Redskins:

The good news: if New Orleans loses, they control their playoff destiny. The bad news: with their loss today, the Cowboys may need to win their week 17 matchup with the Skins to get homefield. Ouch.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby beanoX3 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:52 am

Miami -
I wonder how much Cam Cameron paid Brian Billick to roll over and let Miami win. How else do you explain kicking a FG from the 1 yard line?

Dallas -
If Jessica Simpson shows up at the game again, the Cowboys will lose. What's it gonna be Mr. Romo?

Atlanta -
Can the Falcons continue the trend of going from last to first in the NFC South next year?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby seattlefantasy92 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:02 pm

The seahawks can't run the ball to save their life...they are statistically better on 3rd and 7 then 3rd and 1, shaun alexander must be the first person to have a 20 yard gain and in the same game have a total of 17 yards on 7 carries..at one point in the game matt hasselbeck was seattle's leading rusher...what the are the seahawks supposed to do on 3rd and 1.. go in shot-gun!?!?!?! This must be the 1st team playoff team to be 27th in the league on 3rd down conversions.. this is a joke...
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby treat24 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:27 pm

some nice stuff guys :D remember to keep it fairly short. 1-3 lines is sweet. ;-D
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:39 pm

Lions:

Jon Kitna must have forgotten to pray before the Chargers game.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby m16a » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:48 pm

Eagles: Westbrook, you're one heck of a team player, but what the heck man, you just killed my fantasy season!!

btw steelers, love the faneca one.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby SniperShot » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:35 pm

Buffalo:

They were shut out last week in a blizzard. They were eliminated from playoff contention. As if that wasn't bad enough their team plane got stuck in the mud at Cleveland's airport so they had to take a 4 hour bus ride back to Buffalo. The Bills sure are glad that nightmare before Christmas is over, they get to play at home this week!

Dang hope that's not too long, I tried to keep it as short as possible, had to say all that I did to make that point.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby deerayfan072 » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:42 pm

Lions:

10 Wins, 10 Losses. Kitna just got his wins and losses mixed in his predictions. It's not a big deal.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby deerayfan072 » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:44 pm

Seattle:

Do you even know who was quarterbacking the Panthers in your loss to them? I don't.
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