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Postby LT Blue Colt » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:06 am

Detroit, Michigan - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wayne County courtroom drama this morning, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and conference with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.






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Re: For all I know this could be true . . .

Postby moochman » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:01 am

Well played.
However, I am sure that child protective services would never allow it becuase of the Lions history of mental cruelty.
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Re: For all I know this could be true . . .

Postby latsprewell20002000 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:26 pm

moochman wrote:Well played.
However, I am sure that child protective services would never allow it becuase of the Lions history of mental cruelty.


LOL. I was believing it for the first refusal by the kid. But then another one and a couple of recesses is when i was thinking alright what kind of judge does shit like this?? But yeah pretty funny stuff.
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Re: For all I know this could be true . . .

Postby bigken117 » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:32 pm

Haha, would be believable out here in Mass :*)
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