You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
I've been in a lot of fights, and I learned really young that there is no reason to fight "honorably." Ears stick out - you bite/rip at them. Eyes are soft - rake them. If he's not guarding the pakage - bammo. Down goes Frazier.
I think you get some pretty good bonus points for feeling comfortable with using one of the kids as a weapon.