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How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby FantasyMan13 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:09 am

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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby knapplc » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:18 am

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.


I've been in a lot of fights, and I learned really young that there is no reason to fight "honorably." Ears stick out - you bite/rip at them. Eyes are soft - rake them. If he's not guarding the pakage - bammo. Down goes Frazier.

I think you get some pretty good bonus points for feeling comfortable with using one of the kids as a weapon. ;-D
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Metroid » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:36 pm

I'd put the hammer down on 33 of the little suckers! I'm a badass!!! B-) :-b
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Sandrock » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:59 pm

24 for me. I think I should have answered that I could kick higher than 3 feet. O:-)
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:43 pm

You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.


Hi-ya!! !+)

Met, have you done the Zombie Apocalypse Quiz yet? I'm doing it now. :-D
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby knapplc » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:45 pm

I have to say about this - having just had a house-full of five-year-olds this past weekend, I can tell you there's no way I could take out 30 for real. They're stronger than you think, and 30 at a time would overwhelm me I'm sure. I had trouble enough with half a dozen. :-b
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Metroid » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:48 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.


Hi-ya!! !+)

Met, have you done the Zombie Apocalypse Quiz yet? I'm doing it now. :-D

Lets start a separate thread for it. ;-D
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:50 pm

Metroid wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.


Hi-ya!! !+)

Met, have you done the Zombie Apocalypse Quiz yet? I'm doing it now. :-D

Lets start a separate thread for it. ;-D


Took too long to load for me here at work. :-C Might try it at home later. :-D
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Tiki » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:21 pm

I got 28, I guess because I fight dirty like Knapp. I figure most cats are bigger than me, but I am fast and I'll gouge your eyes. Tiger Claw.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby mikus » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:27 pm

You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.


Not bad, I was hoping for more but I am a little smaller than most guys.
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