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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby knapplc » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:52 pm

Tiki wrote:I got 28, I guess because I fight dirty like Knapp. I figure most cats are bigger than me, but I am fast and I'll gouge your eyes. Tiger Claw.

There's nothing wrong with fighting dirty. That guy isn't fighting you because he likes you or he wishes you well. It's you or him getting your ass kicked.

All things considered, my policy has always been kick his ass first. :-b
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:56 pm

I could beat down 30. I expected more than that. O:-) :-b
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Tiki » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:57 pm

knapplc wrote:
Tiki wrote:I got 28, I guess because I fight dirty like Knapp. I figure most cats are bigger than me, but I am fast and I'll gouge your eyes. Tiger Claw.

There's nothing wrong with fighting dirty. That guy isn't fighting you because he likes you or he wishes you well. It's you or him getting your ass kicked.

All things considered, my policy has always been kick his ass first. :-b

I don't have a problem with it.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby beanoX3 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:58 pm

I got 29. I would so use a 5 yr old kid as a bludgeon. ;-D

Actually, I think my score is a little inflated because even though I do have multiple years of martial arts experience, it was about 17 years ago, lol.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby dream_017 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:03 pm

It says I could take 25 :-?
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:24 pm

dream_017 wrote:It says I could take 25 :-?


me too...and i even said i'd fight dirty...probably because i'm avg ht and overweight

i dug this though

Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?


Zerg 8 :-o
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:37 pm

28 for me as well. I think I could do better though, I'd grab one by the feet and start spinning around, whacking them all. 5 year olds are light, in fact I think I could have one in each hand.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby knapplc » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:40 pm

scottaa1 wrote:28 for me as well. I think I could do better though, I'd grab one by the feet and start spinning around, whacking them all. 5 year olds are light, in fact I think I could have one in each hand.

When is the last time you held a five-year-old for any length of time? They're not light! :-b
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:51 pm

I can still pick up my niece and nephew one armed, they're 7 and 9. I bet a five year old would feel like I was bowling with a ten pound ball instead of my 15. :-D

The whole picking them up and throwing them visual, is anyone thinking 'gravity gun' from half life2?
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you beat down?

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:46 pm

I can take on 31. Looks like I'll need to train against a swarm of killer bees though.
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