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Postby knapplc » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:57 am

From the world of the bizarre...


Woman accused of groping mall Santa

DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea."

Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.

A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year — "Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com — said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa.

"I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo.'"

A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday.



I'd like to know when women are finally going to get it through their thick heads that it's NOT OK to just grab and grope whenever they're interested in a little "beefcake."

We're not objects, ladies. Sheesh. :-[

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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby josebach » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:58 am

Are CNN and The Drudge Report the two news sites you frequent most often?

If so, me too. :-)
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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby knapplc » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:14 pm

josebach wrote:Are CNN and The Drudge Report the two news sites you frequent most often?

If so, me too. :-)

CNN yes, but Drudge report no. I've never been there AFAIK. Yahoo is my homepage so I get a lot from them, plus USA Today, the local Lincoln paper online, etc. I really dig Yahoo's Odd News and Reuters' Odd News sections.
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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:26 pm

Do you guys listen to Mike & Mike too. :-b
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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby knapplc » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:21 pm

You mean Commercial & Commercial in the morning?

I would like to listen to Mike & Mike, but they're always at commercial. I have a 15-minute drive in to the office, plus another five minutes to stop for coffee. In that 20 minute span I’ll bet they’re at commercial minimum ten of those minutes. I can’t get in to any conversation they have because I’m always catching half of what’s going on, then it’s commercial time again.

Bully for them that they can make so much money with their advertising, but I’ve gotta tell you – I hate it.
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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby moonhead » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:27 pm

knapplc wrote:You mean Commercial & Commercial in the morning?

I would like to listen to Mike & Mike, but they're always at commercial. I have a 15-minute drive in to the office, plus another five minutes to stop for coffee. In that 20 minute span I’ll bet they’re at commercial minimum ten of those minutes. I can’t get in to any conversation they have because I’m always catching half of what’s going on, then it’s commercial time again.

Bully for them that they can make so much money with their advertising, but I’ve gotta tell you – I hate it.

welcome to espn radio. it's the mtv of the airwaves.
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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby knapplc » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:33 pm

That's why I've been listening to Fox Sports in the AM more often than M&M.
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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:37 pm

knapplc wrote:We're not objects, ladies. Sheesh. :-[
:-D


Maybe you're not... I've enjoyed the occasional grope, so long as the groper is the opposite gender and isn't too rough (looking, or with the package).
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Re: WHOA, ho, ho! Don't grope Santa!

Postby Madison » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:50 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
knapplc wrote:We're not objects, ladies. Sheesh. :-[
:-D


Maybe you're not... I've enjoyed the occasional grope, so long as the groper is the opposite gender and isn't too rough (looking, or with the package).


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