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Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby treat24 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:39 pm

Just post a little statement about how a team. It can be a statement on their season, how they are doing, or it can be relevant to the game they played today or next week’s game.

Keep it lighthearted and funny. I will put the best blurbs in the Cafe's NFL Barometer. You don't get any shiny icons or anything. You do, however, get your name in the Barometer for everyone to see how funny/witty you can be! You can also rank the NFL teams for the Barometer by clicking HERE!

Example:

Packers:
“If you cut off Brett Favre’s arms, he’d just give stiff arms with his chin and throw TD passes with his junk.” - Metroid


Note: I might have to alter a blurb for grammar.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:52 pm

Packers:

How pathetic is it when you lose a game to a team whose leading receiver for that game was a running back?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:53 pm

Raiders

Reggie Nelson is going to be in Russel's nightmares for the rest of his life
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:46 pm

SF

Congratulations on barely beating the Buccaneers second team. At least you gave the Patriots a worse first round pick
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby Jimboozie » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:51 am

POO PORK GIANTS
After spotting 14 points to the Bills, the Giants smartly realized that their best chance of winning was by taking the ball out of Eli's hands.

DALLAS COWBOYS
In week 16, the Cowboys tied a franchise record for most regular season wins (13) and locked up home field advantage. However, TO suffered a high ankle sprain from a Jon Beason tackle. Fortunately, he'll have three weeks to heal before playoff action begins.

WASHINGTON POTATO SKINS
Who would have guessed that the Redskin's key to offensive explosion laid in the arms of career backup Todd Collins. A win in week 17 versus Dallas (who has nothing to play for) will clinch them a playoff berth.

NEW ORLEANS AINTS
I've been saying it all year and showing it in my rankings...the Saints aren't a good football team. Now can the NFL please stop airing those "When the Saints come marching home" commercials on NFL Network?

GREEN BAY FUDGE PACKERS
After having their cheese butts handed to them by their longtime rival, Chicago, the Packers squandered a chance for home field advantage throughout the playoffs. For the record: Brett Favre is 0-9 lifetime at Dallas.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby Jimboozie » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:33 am

Chicago Beers
It only took them 16 weeks, but the Bears were finally able to channel their inner 1985 defense.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby m16a » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:04 pm

Eagles:

Where was that Eagles team when it actually counted... Geez!
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby EWSPECIALTY » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:55 pm

Patriots:
Randy Moss should have an asterisk by his name if he breaks the single season TD reception record.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:59 pm

Chargers:

Don't expect the Chargers to rest their starters next week. A loss will likely mean the difference between a first-round matchup against the Titans/Browns or the Jaguars.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 16]

Postby steelerfan513 » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:14 am

Bears:

Wait, how did this team sweep the Packers? Only one thing's for sure: the neckbeard definitely helped Orton fight off the frigid temperatures at Soldier Field. Even Orton acknowledged it.

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