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Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby Jimboozie » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:59 pm

http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minut ... 2490.shtml

Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.


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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby Guru13 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:02 pm

me thinks it's healthier for Jimbo's right arm than it is for anything else. :-b
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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby knapplc » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 pm

Sorry. As much as we would all like this to be true, it isn't.
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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby Jimboozie » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:12 pm

knapplc wrote:Sorry. As much as we would all like this to be true, it isn't.


Quick, mods, delete this nonsense!
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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby beanoX3 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:19 pm

Knapp killed boobies!!


Anyways, who's going to bust the "this thread is worthless without pics" thing? And boozie, seriously, you're not doing my health any favors here with just words.
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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby knapplc » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:31 pm

!!WARNING!! This link contains a pic of two large boobies. Do NOT look at this if you are easily offended!! !!WARNING!!


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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby RiffRaff » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:42 pm

I'm staring at my boobies right now. :-° :-b
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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby beanoX3 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:59 pm

RiffRaff wrote:I'm staring at my boobies right now. :-° :-b

Please don't share. %-6 :-b


And thanks for those, knapp. I need a cig now. :-B
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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:15 pm

I prefer Dr. Boozie's anaylsis of the situation.

Paging Dr. Boozie, Scott needs a 32DD STAT!
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Re: Live longer by looking at boobies

Postby treat24 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:17 pm

scottaa1 wrote:I prefer Dr. Boozie's anaylsis of the situation.

Paging Dr. Boozie, Scott needs a 32DD STAT!


funny... she'll be home in an hour. Then Scott will partake ;-D :-b you were talking about my wife... no? she's 32DD so I just assumed... B-)
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