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Brain Transplants

Postby knapplc » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:19 am

Brain Transplants
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$2000 for a female brain, and $5000 for a male brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female brains down, because they've been used."
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:34 am

I don't get it...

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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby Metroid » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:19 am

I thought this thread was about testicle transplants, :,-(

Funny joke though....I think....wait a minute. :-[
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby beanoX3 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:23 am

Nice. $6000 can buy a whole lot of electronic goodies for the basement. ;-D
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby m16a » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:10 pm

Hahaha nice :-b
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby joelamosobadiah » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:57 pm

That's a lot of money. Since I apparently don't use my brain anyway, I should sell it. ;-D
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby Dolfin99 » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:54 am

joelamosobadiah wrote:That's a lot of money. Since I apparently don't use my brain anyway, I should sell it. ;-D


Ok, I will take yours and I will give you mine that comes surgically repaired from shrapnel damage ;-D
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:17 pm

It's a good deal since we only use 10% of our brains anyway. :-D
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby Karoz » Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:36 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:It's a good deal since we only use 10% of our brains anyway. :-D


Knapp recently posted a thread that claims otherwise. It perpetuates the idea that this particular piece of medical information is a myth.

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Article wrote:* We use only 10 percent of our brains

This myth arose as early as 1907 but imaging shows no area of the brain is silent or completely inactive. I know I use at least 10.5% of my brain. On a good day. :-D


Then again, for all we know, Knapp could be a brain merchant who is actively circulating false propaganda in order to significantly lower the price of brains. Are you looking to buy brains for a dirt cheap price, Knapp?
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Re: Brain Transplants

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:35 pm

Karoz wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:It's a good deal since we only use 10% of our brains anyway. :-D


Knapp recently posted a thread that claims otherwise. It perpetuates the idea that this particular piece of medical information is a myth.

viewtopic.php?t=383500

Article wrote:* We use only 10 percent of our brains

This myth arose as early as 1907 but imaging shows no area of the brain is silent or completely inactive. I know I use at least 10.5% of my brain. On a good day. :-D


Then again, for all we know, Knapp could be a brain merchant who is actively circulating false propaganda in order to significantly lower the price of brains. Are you looking to buy brains for a dirt cheap price, Knapp?


Way to ruin my joke Karoz. :-C :-b I was referencing that thread. ;-) :-b
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