let's write a song - 12 days of boozie

[scottaa1]

let's all contribute to a Cafe holiday song.

On the first day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
a pic to use in my sig.

On the second day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
two STD's
and a pic to use in my sig.


next?

[Jimboozie]

[Dolfin99]

On the third day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
three call girls
two STD's
and a pic to use in my sig.

[scottaa1]

On the fourth day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
four shots of scotch
three call girls
two STD's
and a pic to use in my sig.

[RiffRaff]

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
Five Finger Action
Four Shots of Scotch
Three Call Girls
Two STD's
and a pic to use in my sig.

[beanoX3]

On the fifth day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
fiiiiiive aaaaanal beeeaads

four shots of scotch
three call girls
two STD's
and a pic to use in my sig.


(Man, this could get real raunchy )

[scottaa1]

On the fifth day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
fiiiiiive aaaaanal beeeaads
(Man, this could get real raunchy )

haha, and here I was thinking 'Four young greek boys' was too risque for the Cafe.

[Jimboozie]

Nice ones, but I'm disappointed because the correct line for five is: five golden showers!

[Karoz]

On the sixth day of Christmas, Boozie gave to me,

Six Bootleg "Happy Time" DVDs


Take the phrase "Happy Time" for what you will. Boozie will refer to it as one thing, while Mr. Rogers is more likely to refer to it as something entirely different. If I'm approached by an investigator, then I'll quietly choose an appropriate context and explain it to him.

[RiffRaff]

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, boozie gave to me,
Six Cafe Members a Laying
Five Finger Action (Five Anal Beads a pulling, Five Golden Showers) You choose
Four Shots
Three Call Girls
Two STD's
and a pic to use in my sig.

I like the Bootlegs also.