You know the drill - was this madness the result of a German or a Floridian?
Man Charged With Biting Wife
SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD - A man has been charged with biting his wife after she refused to wake up to cook dinner and hit him in the head with an unknown object. The “gentleman” was charged after his wife told police he attacked her.
According to police, The “gentleman” told officers he tried to wake his wife by "gently rubbing her stomach." He said he did that so she would get up to cook dinner.
The woman told police that she remained asleep and that her husband became hostile. The report says he was playing with their children some time later when his wife hit him in the head with an unknown object.
The “gentleman” told police he then bit her on the shoulder, leaving a red bite mark. The “gentleman” was taken to jail and later released. He is scheduled to appear in court on the charge.
This reminds me - anyone seen VaderFin around? Where the heck is that guy?