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Where did the hungry husband bite his bride?

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Germany
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Florida
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Total votes : 16

Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby knapplc » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:13 pm

So I retired from the GoF business, but the other day I ran across an old word file on my compy that has some unused articles. I'll fire up a couple more here until they're gone, I guess.


You know the drill - was this madness the result of a German or a Floridian?


Man Charged With Biting Wife

SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD - A man has been charged with biting his wife after she refused to wake up to cook dinner and hit him in the head with an unknown object. The “gentleman” was charged after his wife told police he attacked her.

According to police, The “gentleman” told officers he tried to wake his wife by "gently rubbing her stomach." He said he did that so she would get up to cook dinner.

The woman told police that she remained asleep and that her husband became hostile. The report says he was playing with their children some time later when his wife hit him in the head with an unknown object.

The “gentleman” told police he then bit her on the shoulder, leaving a red bite mark. The “gentleman” was taken to jail and later released. He is scheduled to appear in court on the charge.


This reminds me - anyone seen VaderFin around? Where the heck is that guy? :-b
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:16 pm

Hmm a couple things make me suspect it's FL.
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby knapplc » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:24 pm

Poll. Vote.
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby Tiki » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:31 pm

I am thinking Germany.
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:40 pm

I'm guessing Germany. They have kids, so they can't be too old, can they? :-B
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:13 pm

Germanssssssssssss
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby BigBadBrawler » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:01 pm

Imma say Germans as well...
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby knapplc » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:13 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:I'm guessing Germany. They have kids, so they can't be too old, can they? :-B

There are children in Florida, too. At least, that's the rumor. :-b
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:16 pm

knapplc wrote:
steelerfan513 wrote:I'm guessing Germany. They have kids, so they can't be too old, can they? :-B

There are children in Florida, too. At least, that's the rumor. :-b

Rumor being the key word...only seniors aloud.
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Re: Germany or Florida - the winter edition

Postby BlueBandit24 » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:22 pm

The fact that you said "this reminds me" and then referenced VaderFin makes me think it's Florida. B-)
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