George Carlins solution to save gasoline.............
> Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
> The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million
> illegal immigrants.
> That would be 11 million less people using gas. The price would go
> Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
> When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, give him a
> rifle, canteen and some ammo, then ship him to Iraq.
> Tell him if he wants to live in America, he must serve a tour in the
> give him a soldiers pay while he's there and tax him on it.
> After his tour he will be allowed to become a citizen since he
> defended this country.
> He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
> This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
> solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
> life for themselves..
> If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
> rifle, canteen or ammo... Problem Solved.