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George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby stomperrob » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:26 am

Hmm...

George Carlins solution to save gasoline.............
>
> Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
>
> The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million
> illegal immigrants.
> That would be 11 million less people using gas. The price would go
> down.
> Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
> When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, give him a
> rifle, canteen and some ammo, then ship him to Iraq.
> Tell him if he wants to live in America, he must serve a tour in the
> military....
> give him a soldiers pay while he's there and tax him on it.
> After his tour he will be allowed to become a citizen since he
> defended this country.
> He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
> This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
> solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
> life for themselves..
> If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
> rifle, canteen or ammo... Problem Solved.


;-7 ;-) :-b
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:38 am

:-b :-b

He's a funny dood.
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby RiffRaff » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:05 am

What? No Fart Joke? ;-7
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby treat24 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:49 am

funny, :-D
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:08 pm

Am I the only one that doesn't find this funny?

That a comedian can come up with a better solution than our politicians.

Tax Break Schmax Break. Just get the illegals to pay taxes instead of using someone elses SS# to avoid them then sending the avoided tax money home to avoid them again. Seems easy to run this country properly. Can't see how our leaders don't get it.
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby treat24 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:58 pm

Cowboys 4 life wrote:Am I the only one that doesn't find this funny?

That a comedian can come up with a better solution than our politicians.

Tax Break Schmax Break. Just get the illegals to pay taxes instead of using someone elses SS# to avoid them then sending the avoided tax money home to avoid them again. Seems easy to run this country properly. Can't see how our leaders don't get it.


Easy, we elected a leader whose intellect rivals a 5 year old. Just kidding... my money is on the 5 year old in that hypothetical battle.
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby knapplc » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:09 pm

I am also shocked this wasn't a fart joke, but I'm not surprised that it's a reasonably clever solution. Carlin is a pretty clever and funny guy.
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:51 pm

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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:58 pm

Niiiice. :-b :-b
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Re: George Carlin solves gas crisis!!!

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:47 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:Good idea...but not Carlin


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