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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day

Postby The Balanced Man » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:55 am

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day

Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:02 am

Honestly, there are days when I feel like I am that thermometer. !+)
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day

Postby deerayfan072 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:03 am

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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day

Postby josebach » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:23 am

Strike one... viewtopic.php?t=384442
Strike two... viewtopic.php?t=384447
Strike three...
deerayfan072 wrote:I Beat Dream

O:-)




You're out!!! :-b
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day

Postby The Balanced Man » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:50 am

Well poop.
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