Shakespeare Insult Kit

[joelamosobadiah]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

This won't help you pick up any ladies, but it might help you lose one really fast.

My favorite so far is definitely " Thou mammering flap-mouthed miscreant".

[scottaa1]

This reminds of me the 'professional insulter' that works at the Rennaissance fair in Ohio. If you're in the tri-state area and go, I highly recommend slipping the guy a twenty and having him lambast a friend in front of the lunch crowd.