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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby Metroid » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:04 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Metroid wrote:Again while sweating profusely "Ever wonder what the inside of a persons head looks like?" 8-o


I used to work with a guy who once told us that when he is bored in meetings he would picture what peoples faces would like if the skin and flesh were removed.
:-o

Yeah thats weird. 8-o
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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby steelerfan513 » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:06 pm

Metroid wrote:
josebach wrote:
Metroid wrote:While sweating profusely "I have a bomb under my jacket." :-o

Again while sweating profusely "Ever wonder what the inside of a persons head looks like?" 8-o


Or if you have a female boss...

"Wanna catch a drink after work, sweet tits?"

What you can't say that to a male boss? :-? :-b


I don't think you can get sued for saying that to a male boss, so you're in the clear Met. :-D ;-)
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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby Metroid » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:07 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:I don't think you can get sued for saying that to a male boss, so you're in the clear Met. :-D ;-)

Thanks sweet tits! ;-D

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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby josebach » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:07 pm

Metroid wrote:
josebach wrote:
Metroid wrote:While sweating profusely "I have a bomb under my jacket." :-o

Again while sweating profusely "Ever wonder what the inside of a persons head looks like?" 8-o


Or if you have a female boss...

"Wanna catch a drink after work, sweet tits?"

What you can't say that to a male boss? :-? :-b


Only if he has man boobs like you do. :-b
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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby Metroid » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:34 pm

josebach wrote:Only if he has man boobs like you do. :-b

Or a vagina neck like yours? :-b
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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby josebach » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:41 pm

Metroid wrote:
josebach wrote:Only if he has man boobs like you do. :-b

Or a vagina neck like yours? :-b


Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!! X-I
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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby Metroid » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:47 pm

josebach wrote:Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!! X-I

8-o
<--------at a loss.
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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby josebach » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:55 pm

Metroid wrote:
josebach wrote:Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!! X-I

8-o
<--------at a loss.
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Yeah, I knew that one would be hard to top. :-b
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Re: Worst Things to Say at Work

Postby RiffRaff » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:23 am

josebach wrote:
Metroid wrote:
josebach wrote:Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!! X-I

8-o
<--------at a loss.
:-b


Yeah, I knew that one would be hard to top. :-b


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