Worst Things to Say at Work

[Metroid]

Again while sweating profusely "Ever wonder what the inside of a persons head looks like?"

I used to work with a guy who once told us that when he is bored in meetings he would picture what peoples faces would like if the skin and flesh were removed.

Yeah thats weird.

[steelerfan513]

While sweating profusely "I have a bomb under my jacket."

Again while sweating profusely "Ever wonder what the inside of a persons head looks like?"

Or if you have a female boss...

"Wanna catch a drink after work, sweet tits?"

What you can't say that to a male boss?

I don't think you can get sued for saying that to a male boss, so you're in the clear Met.

[Metroid]

I don't think you can get sued for saying that to a male boss, so you're in the clear Met.

Thanks sweet tits!

[josebach]

While sweating profusely "I have a bomb under my jacket."

Again while sweating profusely "Ever wonder what the inside of a persons head looks like?"

Or if you have a female boss...

"Wanna catch a drink after work, sweet tits?"

What you can't say that to a male boss?

Only if he has man boobs like you do.

[Metroid]

Only if he has man boobs like you do.

Or a vagina neck like yours?

[josebach]

Only if he has man boobs like you do.

Or a vagina neck like yours?

Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!!

[Metroid]

Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!!

<--------at a loss.

[josebach]

Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!!

<--------at a loss.

Yeah, I knew that one would be hard to top.

[RiffRaff]

Is that why you kept giving me hickeys? DANGIT, I KNEW YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!!

<--------at a loss.

Yeah, I knew that one would be hard to top.

Met after one week of going to town on Jose.



Plus Met got smarter.