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Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby RiffRaff » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:36 pm

Some young guy came into the store, handed me a completed application for hire and said, "I'll do anything except for sexual favors to get this job".

I was actually speechless and then he said, "Not that you are not worthy of it". I came out of my daze and asked him if someone put him up to this? He looked at me funny and ran out, literally sprinted 15 yards out the front door.

So my question is still out there, did one of you put this fool up to it? :-D

Mom always told me, "People are Stupid". :-°
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby knapplc » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:38 pm

Weird story. The thing is, unless you're a completely different person outside the Cafe than you are here, it may be that one of your friends is messing with you, knowing that you're a pretty good sport about it.
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby Metroid » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:39 pm

Thats awesome! :-b

What did he write on the app? :-?

knapplc wrote:Weird story. The thing is, unless you're a completely different person outside the Cafe than you are here, it may be that one of your friends is messing with you, knowing that you're a pretty good sport about it.

Yeah like...oh....uh...I dunno...maybe...treat! :-B
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:42 pm

Aren't those quotes from a movie or something? They seem to sound familiar for some reason.
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby treat24 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:43 pm

i know nothing O:-)

(seriously I don't... that is hilarious and creepy)
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby RiffRaff » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:52 pm

Metroid wrote:Thats awesome! :-b

What did he write on the app? :-?

knapplc wrote:Weird story. The thing is, unless you're a completely different person outside the Cafe than you are here, it may be that one of your friends is messing with you, knowing that you're a pretty good sport about it.

Yeah like...oh....uh...I dunno...maybe...treat! :-B


I was hoping we would have all fingers pointing at Treat. :-b
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:53 pm

I think Treat did it
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby treat24 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:58 pm

I can't take credit... it wasn't me... but now I'm getting ideas... beware raff! O:-)

PM me your work schedule for Thursday and Friday... I'll come to Mankato during the day for one of those if you are free.
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:01 pm

deerayfan072 wrote:I think Treat did it


I think we should have a Congressional hearing to prove this. ;-)
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Re: Is someone at the Cafe Screwing With Me

Postby treat24 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:04 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:I think Treat did it


I think we should have a Congressional hearing to prove this. ;-)


great... just great...


unlike clemens, i'm innocent.

did people watch that today? man... he is a giant sack of crap. I didn't believe him before, now I think people who believe him should be put on a short bus, put in special classes and get jobs at the mall food court. O:-)
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