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WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby knapplc » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:42 am

What the heck was this man thinking? Was he insane? The faint of heart may not wish to read this article, and Madison I think you should just stop now. Seriously - it's for your own good!



Mao offered U.S. 10 million women

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Amid a discussion of trade in 1973, Chinese leader Mao Zedong made what U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger called a novel proposition: sending tens of thousands, even 10 million, Chinese women to the United States.

"You know, China is a very poor country," Mao said, according to a document released by the State Department's historian office. "We don't have much. What we have in excess is women. So if you want them we can give a few of those to you, some tens of thousands."

A few minutes later, Mao circled back to the offer. "Do you want our Chinese women?" he asked. "We can give you 10 million."

After Kissinger noted Mao was "improving his offer," the chairman said, "We have too many women. ... They give birth to children and our children are too many."

"It is such a novel proposition," Kissinger replied in his discussion with Mao in Beijing. "We will have to study it."


Ten. Million. Women. And Kissinger turned him down.

That, my friends, is madness. Think of the parties we could have had - every single one of them dominated by women. This is just tragic.
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby treat24 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:44 am

eh, he was probably offering all the diseased ones
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby Jimboozie » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:46 am

Damn. I always wanted a Chinese mother. My dad would've been all over that. :-t
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:48 am

With 30+ years inflation, I wonder how many they could offer now?
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby josebach » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:55 am

knapplc wrote:That, my friends, is madness. Think of the parties we could have had - every single one of them dominated by women. This is just tragic.


I know, and every one of them would have already been broken into submission too. Ah... what could have been. :,-(



I'm pretty sure Kissenger didn't really thing it was a good idea and and only responded that way so that he wouldn't insult them. :-?
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby RiffRaff » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:56 am

treat24 wrote:eh, he was probably offering all the diseased ones


I don't think they were too diseased.

Just think of how many children were the result of these women.

Hum, wonder why the world is over populated? :-?
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby treat24 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:58 am

RiffRaff wrote:
treat24 wrote:eh, he was probably offering all the diseased ones


I don't think they were too diseased.

Just think of how many children were the result of these women.

Hum, wonder why the world is over populated? :-?


that's not the type of diseases I meant. :-b
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby RiffRaff's Momma » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:05 am

treat24 wrote:
RiffRaff wrote:
treat24 wrote:eh, he was probably offering all the diseased ones


I don't think they were too diseased.

Just think of how many children were the result of these women.

Hum, wonder why the world is over populated? :-?


that's not the type of diseases I meant. :-b


Oh no you didn't. Don't you go there. :-C
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby moonhead » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:33 am

RiffRaff's Momma wrote:Oh no you didn't. Don't you go there. :-C

this is mediocre shtick. good work boozie/metroid.
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Re: WHAT was wrong with Henry Kissinger?!?!?!?

Postby Jimboozie » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:48 am

moonhead wrote:
RiffRaff's Momma wrote:Oh no you didn't. Don't you go there. :-C

this is mediocre shtick. good work boozie/metroid.


Not me and I doubt it's Metroid. My guess would be Scotta or Riffraff himself.
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