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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby Madison » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:12 pm

treat24 wrote: just figured he wouldn't hit it...


That would be my guess. Hitting a bird with a golf ball from 200+ feet away isn't exactly easy. I'm sure everyone figured he'd get close at some point and the bird would fly away.
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby deerayfan072 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:23 pm

scottaa1 wrote:This is funny along the lines of the soldier who threw the puppy off a cliff.


didn't they find out that was a hoax :-?
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby Metroid » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:24 pm

deerayfan072 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:This is funny along the lines of the soldier who threw the puppy off a cliff.


didn't they find out that was a hoax :-?

Yeah it was really just a stupid kitten. ;-D
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:44 pm

Metroid wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:This is funny along the lines of the soldier who threw the puppy off a cliff.


didn't they find out that was a hoax :-?

Yeah it was really just a stupid kitten. ;-D


:-b That's bad. :-b
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby treat24 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:47 pm

Metroid wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:This is funny along the lines of the soldier who threw the puppy off a cliff.


didn't they find out that was a hoax :-?

Yeah it was really just a stupid kitten. ;-D


i just peed myself a little :-b
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby FantasyMan13 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:58 pm

mad hatter wrote:he shouldn't have been standing there. /happy gilmore
and lmao at blood coming out a bird's nostrils.


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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby Madison » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:23 pm

FantasyMan13 wrote:
mad hatter wrote:he shouldn't have been standing there. /happy gilmore
and lmao at blood coming out a bird's nostrils.


:-b

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Here's moving video of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOwr74OfEY

Still amazed by it.
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby sox 06 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:11 pm

Madison wrote:
FantasyMan13 wrote:
mad hatter wrote:he shouldn't have been standing there. /happy gilmore
and lmao at blood coming out a bird's nostrils.


:-b

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Here's moving video of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOwr74OfEY

Still amazed by it.

I've seen that video hundreds of times and I still laugh like I'm seeing it for the first time. But Randy wasn't trying to hit that bird and the golfer was trying to hit the bird so they're a bit different.
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby Madison » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:45 pm

sox 06 wrote:
Madison wrote:Here's moving video of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOwr74OfEY

Still amazed by it.

I've seen that video hundreds of times and I still laugh like I'm seeing it for the first time. But Randy wasn't trying to hit that bird and the golfer was trying to hit the bird so they're a bit different.


True, true, I don't think anyone was trying to say the two were alike, it just seemed to fit as a conversation piece (and something amazing to see for those who haven't). :-D
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Re: Golfer charged with killing bird with ball

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:55 pm

treat24 wrote:
mad hatter wrote:he wouldn't hit it...


I'd hit it.
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