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Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:07 am

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
> that took place at Clemson University.
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> It was in the local newspaper and even
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> Jay Leno mentioned it.
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> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
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> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> microphone to talk to the crowd.
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> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
> to support them at their wedding.
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> He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
> new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
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> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to
> everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
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> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
> with the best man.
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> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> private detective to tail them.
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> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he
> turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the
> dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'
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> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
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> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
> finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
> if nothing were wrong.
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> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest
> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
> This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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> Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
> Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> humping the best man: Priceless.
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> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> MASTERCARD

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:-b :-b
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby mikus » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:14 am

Yikes. I am getting married next Saturday and this is just what I needed to hear. :-t

But it is pretty funny. :-b
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:24 am

The fact that it's not true doesn't make it any less funny.

Didn't we already have a thread about this here? And didn't I already post the Snopes link to this? Or was that on the Dark Side? :-?
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby mad hatter » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:04 am

that's one of the oldest stories in the history of the innernutz.
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:05 am

mad hatter wrote:that's one of the oldest stories in the history of the innernutz.


sorry, never heard it before... :-/ !+)
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby Guru13 » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:24 am

I've never heard it before either, if it were true that'd be pretty crazy. (I know it's not, I'm saying if something like that happened)
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby treat24 » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:34 am

i hadn't heard it either... and made me cringe and laugh and cringe...
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby Jimboozie » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:59 am

It's a true story, guys. I was the best man! 8-o
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:22 pm

Well, everyone would remember that wedding, for sure. :-b
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Re: Funny Wedding Story

Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:41 pm

Jimboozie wrote:It's a true story, guys. I was the best man! 8-o


its true i have the pictures of Jimboobie O:-)
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