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Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue May 06, 2008 8:26 pm

SniperShot wrote:Where's the video of this stuff... :-b


Well, they are going to be featured on HBO's Hard Knocks. Should be interesting. :-b :-b
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Tue May 06, 2008 10:40 pm

Glad to hear the crew is happy with our picks.

Thanks for the articles. Other than the Bubble Butt comment they were pretty good. Learned a lot about Choice I didn't know.
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby beammeupscotty » Tue May 06, 2008 10:44 pm

maybe JJ thinks the "bubble butt" gives Felix a lower center of gravity.....I wonder if that stat was on their war room board.
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby aaawall91 » Tue May 06, 2008 10:53 pm

I was always curious why there was a lack of faith in Julius Jones and his flatty patties. :-b
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby Metroid » Wed May 07, 2008 7:43 am

I bet when Felix Jones comes out of the tunnel before games it'll be to Sir Mix A Lot's I Like Big Butts. :-B
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby SLAMLLC » Wed May 07, 2008 8:50 am

I am pretty high on the prospects of Choice myself. I am just a little worried about him being burried behind MBIII and Jones. I do believe taking Choice in the fouth was a steal and good insurance in case MBIII wants to walk.
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Wed May 07, 2008 9:14 am

I still have a hard time seeing the Cowboys resigning Barber until he gets more of a reasonable pricetag.
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby moochman » Wed May 07, 2008 11:06 am

Is Jerry Jones starting a slide toward an Al Davis ending? With a twist, one might say?
Now he has a RB line-up that Goldylocks could be proud of:
A Barbarian Butt
A BubbleButt
And a Choice Butt

And, of course, he goes further by stating a desire to see two tight ends on the field at the same time. Will someone please stop Scarey Jerry's descent into some sore of wierd bathhouse fantasy. :-{

I thought the choice of Jones and Choice were great picks, but maybe just not in an area of greater need. I had no idea of the ulterior (or alternative?) motives behind those picks. (Bun intented..er..make that pun).
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby The Lung » Wed May 07, 2008 12:01 pm

moochman wrote:A Barbarian Butt
A BubbleButt
And a Choice Butt

And, of course, he goes further by stating a desire to see two tight ends on the field at the same time.


Post of the year. ;-D
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Re: Cowboys owner likes RB Felix Jones' "bubblebutt"

Postby TheRawDAWG » Wed May 07, 2008 5:09 pm

SLAMLLC wrote:I am pretty high on the prospects of Choice myself. I am just a little worried about him being burried behind MBIII and Jones. I do believe taking Choice in the fouth was a steal and good insurance in case MBIII wants to walk.


If I'm the Cowboys I'm looking at the Lions to make a trade for Roy Williams. Would MBIII bring back Williams? I don't know but with the roster the way it is and with what Barber seems to be asking for I'd be giving it a go. I would have loved for them to grab Mendenhall then find a way to give Barber to the Lions. Not that I don't love Barber I just think his asking price is ridiculous. And since he has "Next Question" as his agent I see this becoming a huge problem at the end of next year.

Back on topic, I think Jerry Jones may have been trying to compare him to MJD. He's got one big a++ butt too. If Felix ends up like MJD with a little Reggie bush I'll be more than happy we passed on Mendenhall.
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