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Do you have a cup of coffee handy on the throne?

Poll ended at Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:40 am

YES - Every Day
1
4%
YES - Occassionally
2
9%
NO - That is disgusting
20
87%
 
Total votes : 23

Re: Coffee Break?

Postby eagles21 » Mon May 26, 2008 3:01 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:
The_Captain wrote:Maybe they need to learn How to poop at work


Man, that was before I was around. That's hilarious. Great job bringing it back up for us. :-b :-b


Yeah, that whole thread was awesome. :-b :-b
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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby Venom » Mon May 26, 2008 3:57 pm

I wouldn't exactly say its disgusting, but I don't do it.

A sports mag or newspaper to read is about it.

Take care of business and go sip my coffee on the couch.
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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby stomperrob » Mon May 26, 2008 4:52 pm

Not a coffee drinker - all I do is read in there. Years ago I used to carpool to work with a buddy - when I went to pick him up for the first time I learned he liked to take his breakfast in there every morning and have his bacon & eggs and coffee on the throne - that was just a little too gross (and every time I picked him up, same thing!)
:-P

At my first house I did have a phone mounted in there.
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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon May 26, 2008 4:53 pm

Metroid wrote:Yeah I'm not one to post up in the John for long periods of time. I get in there, grow a tail, cut it off and get on with my life. I got better things to do than wallow in my own funk.


:-b

That post cracked me up.

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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby treat24 » Mon May 26, 2008 5:01 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
Metroid wrote:Yeah I'm not one to post up in the John for long periods of time. I get in there, grow a tail, cut it off and get on with my life. I got better things to do than wallow in my own funk.


:-b

That post cracked me up.

:-D


yeah, I'm in the same boat as met there... I don't think I have ever taken more than a couple minutes doing a #2. MAYBE when I've been ill.

as to the question... I love my coffee, but rarely drink it. I definitely don't take a break for it.
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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon May 26, 2008 5:57 pm

An ex co-worker of mine actually does his business there while doing his business there. Yeah, he does his business chats on the phone on the John. I think that's weird, what more drinking coffee while taking a dump, let alone in a public bathroom.
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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon May 26, 2008 6:33 pm

I'm on the john like right now man. X-I :-X :-{ :-* :*) }:-) :-] :-B :-)
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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby Venom » Mon May 26, 2008 6:37 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:I'm on the john like right now man. X-I :-X :-{ :-* :*) }:-) :-] :-B :-)


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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby The_Captain » Mon May 26, 2008 7:50 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:An ex co-worker of mine actually does his business there while doing his business there. Yeah, he does his business chats on the phone on the John. I think that's weird, what more drinking coffee while taking a dump, let alone in a public bathroom.


I often wondered why people do this. One of our tech support analysts at a previous job (who wore one of those wireless, hands-free, headsets) would throw a pee or sit on the can while on the phone with someone at the store. I'm sorry, but if I was the person on the other end of the line, I would not want to hear a fart, a turd hitting the water like a bomb, a grunt or pee splashing. I'd have to hang up....

And eating breakfast while on the can??? Seriously??? Wow - sitting in the stench would make me NOT want to eat.....the things people do.....
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Re: Coffee Break?

Postby Canucks_Fantasy » Mon May 26, 2008 8:44 pm

No. In and out.

You painted a very ugly mental picture Met.

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