The Artful Dodger wrote:An ex co-worker of mine actually does his business there while doing his business there. Yeah, he does his business chats on the phone on the John. I think that's weird, what more drinking coffee while taking a dump, let alone in a public bathroom.
He is not alone. A few years back, I had a boss that used to call me and a few other guys that worked for him when he was at the urinal. He had no particular urgent item to discuss, he just wanted to chat or find out what was going on. He also wore the bluetooth wireless on his ear so you could hear pretty much everything he was doing. It was a running joke with us, and we would save the voicemails he'd leave us if we didn't answer the phone with the piss raining in the background, then the flush as he's wrapping up his voicemail message.