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Where did the maid "clean house?"

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Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby knapplc » Thu May 29, 2008 11:40 am

It's been a while and I'm bored, plus I ran across a funny article that I thought would be good here.

Here's the story - This guy finds a "maid" that specializes in cleaning houses for one hundred monetary units per hour... in the nude. So maybe "maid" is a loose description of what she does. The dude hires the maid and she comes over, slips off her dress, then proceeds to clean the house. We'll pretend that's really what she did. The dude says he left the maid while she was cleaning the bedroom ;-7 and when he returned, the maid and her dress were gone. So was about 40,000 monetary units worth of the dude's wife's jewelry.

So I guess you could say the maid really cleaned up. Authorities are investigating.

Your task is to decide, based on what you know from this story, whether this madcap event happened in Germany or Florida. Go!

If you know the answer, please DO NOT post it here. Let everyone guess. Thanks! ;-D
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu May 29, 2008 11:43 am

I'm thinking some retired dude in Florida. :-*
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby PMoneyTKE » Thu May 29, 2008 12:17 pm

Whats the point in hiring a nude maid and not watching her clean? :-S

Must be those crazy Germans :-° :-B
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby stomperrob » Thu May 29, 2008 12:25 pm

Does have kind of a strange European flavor to it, so I'll go Germany.
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu May 29, 2008 12:57 pm

PMoneyTKE wrote:Whats the point in hiring a nude maid and not watching her clean?


He's probably an old retired Floridian and had to be indisposed for awhile. :-b
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby knapplc » Thu May 29, 2008 1:10 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:He's probably an old retired Floridian and had to be indisposed for awhile. :-b

I gather from the article (reading between the lines about the bedroom part) that they were mutually indisposed. I also gather that he hired Miss Maid when the wife was not around. I can't imagine the wife being too thrilled with the clothes-less "housekeeping."
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby logan » Thu May 29, 2008 1:14 pm

i'm gonna go florida.
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu May 29, 2008 2:48 pm

I just pray this is a Eurpoean story, but my better sense tells me its probably not. :-b

I will say............. ah, what the heck. Germany. :-D
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu May 29, 2008 4:28 pm

Where's the option for France? :-B

I'll also say Germany.
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Re: Germany or Florida - the May, 2008 edition

Postby steelerfan513 » Thu May 29, 2008 6:09 pm

I'll go with Germany.

But why no link? Maybe it didn't happen and knapp's making this up. :-b
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