cheneys in WV

[josebach]

Gee Billy, you're almost good as Paw.

Yah, that's what Maw said.

[scottaa1]

it's always the time and place for a good ol' inbred joke!

to John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy:


Well my mother got her brother into the sack
My eye is kinda lazy and my jaw is kinda slack
I love my uncle-daddy like the nipples on my back
Thank God I'm an inbred boy

Havin twelve webbed toes never did me no harm
And nevermind that I got me a gimpy left arm
My shallow gene pool just adds to my charm
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Weak bladder control means I always gotta piddle
My little toe is big and my big toe is little
Got a nose on my face but it aint in the middle
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Tried schoolin' me once but I learnt kinda slow
I guess it's safe to say my IQ is pretty low
All these perks aside, there's one thing I know
Thank God Im an inbred boy

[josebach]

My little toe is big and my big toe is little

I thought that line was funny.

[houstonherdfan]

Get off me Pa you're crushin' my smokes?

dind ding ding we got a weaner

[houstonherdfan]

it's always the time and place for a good ol' inbred joke!

to John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy:


Well my mother got her brother into the sack
My eye is kinda lazy and my jaw is kinda slack
I love my uncle-daddy like the nipples on my back
Thank God I'm an inbred boy

Havin twelve webbed toes never did me no harm
And nevermind that I got me a gimpy left arm
My shallow gene pool just adds to my charm
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Weak bladder control means I always gotta piddle
My little toe is big and my big toe is little
Got a nose on my face but it aint in the middle
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Tried schoolin' me once but I learnt kinda slow
I guess it's safe to say my IQ is pretty low
All these perks aside, there's one thing I know
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Thats the funniest darn thing I've seen he in months. I guess it kinda helps when you are from WV and can actually sing the words to it.

[Metroid]

Get off me Pa you're crushin' my smokes?

dind ding ding we got a weaner

Nice. That joke can be altered to apply to any podunk town near you. In Eugene it was Springfield. Around here it's Lodi or Manteca.

[Nfl Fan]

Get off me Pa you're crushin' my smokes?

dind ding ding we got a weaner

Nice. That joke can be altered to apply to any podunk town near you. In Eugene it was Springfield. Around here it's Lodi or Manteca.

Around Roseburg, it's... well... ummmm...... Roseburg.

[Metroid]

Nice. That joke can be altered to apply to any podunk town near you. In Eugene it was Springfield. Around here it's Lodi or Manteca.

Around Roseburg, it's... well... ummmm...... Roseburg.

Yeah thats funny...it's funny because it's true.