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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby josebach » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:34 pm

Gee Billy, you're almost good as Paw.

Yah, that's what Maw said. :-B
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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:08 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:it's always the time and place for a good ol' inbred joke! :-D


to John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy:


Well my mother got her brother into the sack
My eye is kinda lazy and my jaw is kinda slack
I love my uncle-daddy like the nipples on my back
Thank God I'm an inbred boy

Havin twelve webbed toes never did me no harm
And nevermind that I got me a gimpy left arm
My shallow gene pool just adds to my charm
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Weak bladder control means I always gotta piddle
My little toe is big and my big toe is little
Got a nose on my face but it aint in the middle
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Tried schoolin' me once but I learnt kinda slow
I guess it's safe to say my IQ is pretty low
All these perks aside, there's one thing I know
Thank God Im an inbred boy
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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby josebach » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:18 pm

scottaa1 wrote:My little toe is big and my big toe is little


I thought that line was funny. :-b
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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby houstonherdfan » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:23 pm

Metroid wrote:Get off me Pa you're crushin' my smokes? :-D


dind ding ding we got a weaner
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby houstonherdfan » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:25 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:it's always the time and place for a good ol' inbred joke! :-D


to John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy:


Well my mother got her brother into the sack
My eye is kinda lazy and my jaw is kinda slack
I love my uncle-daddy like the nipples on my back
Thank God I'm an inbred boy

Havin twelve webbed toes never did me no harm
And nevermind that I got me a gimpy left arm
My shallow gene pool just adds to my charm
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Weak bladder control means I always gotta piddle
My little toe is big and my big toe is little
Got a nose on my face but it aint in the middle
Thank God Im an inbred boy

Tried schoolin' me once but I learnt kinda slow
I guess it's safe to say my IQ is pretty low
All these perks aside, there's one thing I know
Thank God Im an inbred boy


Thats the funniest darn thing I've seen he in months. I guess it kinda helps when you are from WV and can actually sing the words to it.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby Metroid » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:12 am

houstonherdfan wrote:
Metroid wrote:Get off me Pa you're crushin' my smokes? :-D


dind ding ding we got a weaner

Nice. That joke can be altered to apply to any podunk town near you. In Eugene it was Springfield. Around here it's Lodi or Manteca. :-b
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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:07 pm

Metroid wrote:
houstonherdfan wrote:
Metroid wrote:Get off me Pa you're crushin' my smokes? :-D


dind ding ding we got a weaner

Nice. That joke can be altered to apply to any podunk town near you. In Eugene it was Springfield. Around here it's Lodi or Manteca. :-b


Around Roseburg, it's... well... ummmm...... Roseburg.

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Re: cheneys in WV

Postby Metroid » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:59 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
Metroid wrote:Nice. That joke can be altered to apply to any podunk town near you. In Eugene it was Springfield. Around here it's Lodi or Manteca. :-b


Around Roseburg, it's... well... ummmm...... Roseburg.

:-*

Yeah thats funny...it's funny because it's true. :-b
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