Hammy's home cafe is the dark side?!
Say it isn't so!
Of course it is. Your "home" Cafe is the one you post in the most. The Football Cafe is full of intelligent, well-thought-out posts with very few needing to be moved or deleted, so Hammy doesn't have nearly as much to do here as he has there. I'm shocked that they have three coherent words strung together in most posts, honestly.