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[Dan Lambskin]

for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.

either way it still tastes like suck

[mad hatter]

for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.

either way it still tastes like suck

i've forgotten what real bacon tastes like.

[Omaha Red Sox]

for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.

either way it still tastes like suck

i've forgotten what real bacon tastes like.

Terribly sorry to hear that.

Turkey bacon is the only kind of bacon my wife will eat, but I don't care for it. We don't eat bacon much, usually just the occasional BLT or big breakfast, but I have to have the real deal when we do.

[josebach]

Any enjoyment I get from eating real bacon is totally offset by the fact that I know how bad it is for me. Fortunately, there's a lot of food that's good for me that I enjoy eating every bit as much if not more than bacon. I'm very fortunate in my likes and dislikes because it allows me to eat healthy with very little effort.

[Dan Lambskin]

Bacon is to Turkey Bacon as Sex with Scarlett Johansen is beating off to a nude picture of Kathy Bates

[aaawall91]

Bacon is to Turkey Bacon as Sex with Scarlett Johansen is beating off to a nude picture of Kathy Bates

This man speaks, with truthiness in his voice.

[Popcynical]

Bacon is to Turkey Bacon as Sex with Scarlett Johansen is beating off to a nude picture of Kathy Bates

[Venom]

for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.

I eat turkey AND bacon AND...

whoa.

Family forum. Almost forgot my manners

[aaawall91]

for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.

I eat turkey AND bacon AND...

whoa.

Family forum. Almost forgot my manners

TB = "and... woah". Taste wise.

[Venom]

for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.

I eat turkey AND bacon AND...

whoa.

Family forum. Almost forgot my manners

TB = "and... woah". Taste wise.

and I bet TB won't even wash dishes or do laundry.