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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby Dan Lambskin » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:02 pm

mad hatter wrote:for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.


either way it still tastes like suck
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby mad hatter » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:10 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
mad hatter wrote:for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.


either way it still tastes like suck

i've forgotten what real bacon tastes like.
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:31 pm

mad hatter wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
mad hatter wrote:for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.


either way it still tastes like suck

i've forgotten what real bacon tastes like.


:,-( Terribly sorry to hear that. :,-(

Turkey bacon is the only kind of bacon my wife will eat, but I don't care for it. We don't eat bacon much, usually just the occasional BLT or big breakfast, but I have to have the real deal when we do.
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby josebach » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:38 pm

Any enjoyment I get from eating real bacon is totally offset by the fact that I know how bad it is for me. Fortunately, there's a lot of food that's good for me that I enjoy eating every bit as much if not more than bacon. I'm very fortunate in my likes and dislikes because it allows me to eat healthy with very little effort.
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby Dan Lambskin » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:07 pm

Bacon is to Turkey Bacon as Sex with Scarlett Johansen is beating off to a nude picture of Kathy Bates
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby aaawall91 » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:29 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:Bacon is to Turkey Bacon as Sex with Scarlett Johansen is beating off to a nude picture of Kathy Bates


This man speaks, with truthiness in his voice.
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby Popcynical » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:30 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:Bacon is to Turkey Bacon as Sex with Scarlett Johansen is beating off to a nude picture of Kathy Bates


:-b :-b ;-D
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby Venom » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:30 pm

mad hatter wrote:for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.


I eat turkey AND bacon AND... 8-o

whoa.

Family forum. Almost forgot my manners :-b
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby aaawall91 » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:32 pm

Venom wrote:
mad hatter wrote:for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.


I eat turkey AND bacon AND... 8-o

whoa.

Family forum. Almost forgot my manners :-b


TB = "and... 8-o woah". Taste wise.
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Re: click here if you like bacon

Postby Venom » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:51 pm

aaawall91 wrote:
Venom wrote:
mad hatter wrote:for the record, i eat turkey bacon. and i don't have a vagina.


I eat turkey AND bacon AND... 8-o

whoa.

Family forum. Almost forgot my manners :-b


TB = "and... 8-o woah". Taste wise.


:-b and I bet TB won't even wash dishes or do laundry.
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