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DD = Good Idea, Toddler DD Not So Much

Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:16 am

GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- While a designated driver is a good idea if you've been drinking, Goshen Township police said one woman's driver was a bit too young.

An officer said he pulled over Marya Green at the intersection of Buddy Lane and Park Avenue at the Green Acres Mobile Home Park on June 3.

The officer said that when he came to the driver's window, he found that Green's 1-year-old son was at the wheel, sitting in Green's lap.


http://www.wlwt.com/automotive/16494990/detail.html#

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Re: DD = Good Idea, Toddler DD Not So Much

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:20 am

They are from Ohio....what did you expect. These are future Buckeyes :-D
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:17 pm

And here I was, expecting to see a story about a toddler getting implants. :-D
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Re: DD = Good Idea, Toddler DD Not So Much

Postby Venom » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:24 pm

Cowboys 4 life wrote:They are from Ohio....what did you expect. These are future Buckeyes :-D


Yeah Ohioans are so ridiculous! HAHAHAHAHAHA...wait a minute.

:-b :-D ;-D

Seriously though. As soon as I read "mobile home park" it all came together.
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Re: DD = Good Idea, Toddler DD Not So Much

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:17 pm

There's a joke along these lines. Bad taste, but I'll share anyway.

A man is driving home after being at the bar and picking his baby up from the daycare. He's drunk and is swerving all over the road when a cop notices him and pulls him over. As soon as the drunk puts the car in park he jumps into the passenger seat and sets his baby in the driver seat. The cop approaches the car and asks what the hell is going on. The man says, "I don't know. All I know is I needed a ride home and this drunk midget picked me up."

Yeah, probably not that funny, and I don't know exactly how it goes. Anyway, it sounds like the author of the article is exaggerating a bit. The kid was in his mother's lap, not driving. She had 2 older kids in the car. Why would she pick the youngest to drive? Stupid nonetheless and I hope she gets help and doesn't have unsupervised access to her kids till she does.
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Re: DD = Good Idea, Toddler DD Not So Much

Postby Metroid » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:46 pm

I thought this was going to be about Dungeons and Dragons....toddlers shouldn't be playing Dungeons and Dragons either. :-B
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Re: DD = Good Idea, Toddler DD Not So Much

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:44 am

Metroid wrote:I thought this was going to be about Dungeons and Dragons....toddlers shouldn't be playing Dungeons and Dragons either.


I thought DDD wasn't happy with his newborn. :-B :-b
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