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Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby spodog » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:46 pm

Some years ago, I worked with a guy named Tom. Tom was pretty open about the fact that he used to shower with his girlfriend (Lorene). While they were both in the shower stall together, he would dip skoal and spit down the drain (or at least try to hit the drain). He also mentioned that on occassion, he'd have to go #1 while she was in there, and she didn't mind as long as his aim was good and he kept it off of her feet.

Anyone else ever encounter anything link this?


p.s. - they are now married with kids
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:51 pm

google Golden Shower
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby beanoX3 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:52 pm

Hi Tom. :-b


And no....
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:04 pm

A shower can be for fun and getting clean, but I don't see how peeing and spitting would help accomplish either of those things.
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Metroid » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:06 pm

Do I pee in the shower? Sure all the time....right after I get done washing my hair in the toilet. :-b
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:34 pm

Metroid wrote:Do I pee in the shower? Sure all the time....right after I get done washing my hair in the toilet. :-b


do you like my bidet?

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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby treat24 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:35 pm

Metroid wrote:Do I pee in the shower? Sure all the time....right after I get done washing my hair in the toilet. :-b


thank god i'm not the only one :-b
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby beanoX3 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:50 pm

treat24 wrote:
Metroid wrote:Do I pee in the shower? Sure all the time....right after I get done washing my hair in the toilet. :-b


thank god i'm not the only one :-b

It's hard for me ever since my town went with all the low flow crap. Gotta flush like 3 times just to get the shampoo out. :-°
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Metroid » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:52 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Metroid wrote:Do I pee in the shower? Sure all the time....right after I get done washing my hair in the toilet. :-b


do you like my bidet?

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Sweet! :-b
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:54 pm

Spodog, what makes you make these threads????? :-? :-?
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