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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:00 pm

TheRawDAWG wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Ha ha, far from it, but I do believe in the Golden Rule (no pun intended) and I certainly would not want to stand in or lie in a tub that someone's peed in.



Got kids??? :-b


Yeah, but I block that out. They're kids.

Canucks_Fantasy wrote:Ever gone swimming in a pool?

That's a BIG tub that's been peed in.


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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby TheRawDAWG » Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:06 pm

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Well, not exactly like that.

Tom used to be the guy that picked up the USA Today on his way into work every day. He'd spend the first 45 minutes or more of his day in the men's room reading the whole thing. Then he'd leave the sports section in the john and come by everyone's office to say good morning, banging the rest of his rolled up paper on the wall to get our attention.

Regardless of whether we ignored him or not, he'd start to go on about what he did the night before, and on occassion, he'd talk about his shower exploits, with the spitting and the pissing and so on.

I haven't talked to him in years, but suspect he is still doing this.



Hey Spodog, it has been a while.... what are you up to?

By the way, I've moved on to kitchen sinks. She doesn't mind just as long as I move the dishes to the other side and try to control splash back.


Tom


Tom -

Good to hear from you again. Glad to hear she's OK with the kitchen sink. Not surprised. Ever him from Jimmy H?



Oh I still talk to Jimmy all the time. He comes over and we take turns peeing on my wife. You're not true friends until you have peed on a man's wife. Sometimes we even do it together. But that's after a couple cold ones.


You should come over and we can pee on her all at once. She'll love it. I don't think she's ever had a 3 man Golden before. Should be good times.


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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Canucks_Fantasy » Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:09 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
TheRawDAWG wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Ha ha, far from it, but I do believe in the Golden Rule (no pun intended) and I certainly would not want to stand in or lie in a tub that someone's peed in.



Got kids??? :-b


Yeah, but I block that out. They're kids.

Canucks_Fantasy wrote:Ever gone swimming in a pool?

That's a BIG tub that's been peed in.


Chlorine.


Still, if you pee in the shower the water will rinse it out. It isn't going to stick to the tub or anything...(Unless you have some sort of alien illness)
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:28 pm

Canucks_Fantasy wrote:Still, if you pee in the shower the water will rinse it out. It isn't going to stick to the tub or anything...(Unless you have some sort of alien illness)


Probably true, but I put in a toilet for that.
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:36 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Canucks_Fantasy wrote:Still, if you pee in the shower the water will rinse it out. It isn't going to stick to the tub or anything...(Unless you have some sort of alien illness)


Probably true, but I put in a toilet for that.


Thats basically how I see it. Why would you go in the shower? What's the point?
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Canucks_Fantasy » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:03 pm

Laziness and convenience.
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby aaawall91 » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:08 pm

Same reason you would pee...anywhere outside...There are outhouses, portalets (or port-a-potties, my prefrence) and restrooms near by...yet still...
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:28 pm

aaawall91 wrote:Same reason you would pee...anywhere outside...There are outhouses, portalets (or port-a-potties, my prefrence) and restrooms near by...yet still...


I don't pee outside if there is a restroom accessible.
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby The_Captain » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:16 am

I'm not sure why I just read 7 pages talking about peeping, pooping, and spitting in the shower or tub accompanied by a naked woman, but I gotta give Met and NFLFan some credit I damn near peed in my pants laughing so hard! ;-D

I have two girls and neither one of them has EVER peed in the tub - they'd rather get out make the carpet all squishy on their way to the toilet only to mat up the toilet paper roll with their wet hands....

But, I used to work with a woman who peed in the shower every morning.....not sure why she felt compelled to share this with me.....but interesting and fitting none the less.
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:43 am

The_Captain wrote:I'm not sure why I just read 7 pages talking about peeping, pooping, and spitting in the shower or tub accompanied by a naked woman, but I gotta give Met and NFLFan some credit I damn near peed in my pants laughing so hard!


Makes me think...

If you did pee your pants, would it offend some of the non-peeing-in-the-shower folks if you simply rinsed a little off in there? :-?
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