Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

[josebach]

I like peeing outdoors. There's just something rustic about it. For several months, I was occasionally peeing outdoors in the middle of the night while I was walking the dog... and yes, it was dark and where nobody could see me. Anyway, I was cutting the grass a few weeks ago and saw a big dead spot on the lawn next to my neighbor's fence right where I was peeing.



I don't pee outside anymore.

[spodog]

I like peeing outdoors. There's just something rustic about it. For several months, I was occasionally peeing outdoors in the middle of the night while I was walking the dog... and yes, it was dark and where nobody could see me. Anyway, I was cutting the grass a few weeks ago and saw a big dead spot on the lawn next to my neighbor's fence right where I was peeing. :-

You may want to see a doctor.

[Omaha Red Sox]

So am I the only one who doesn't understand the title?

[joelamosobadiah]

So am I the only one who doesn't understand the title?

I didn't feel like asking. I think he wanted to get more activity in the thread.

[joelamosobadiah]

What would a ridiculous spodog thread be without a picture story?






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[The_Captain]

So am I the only one who doesn't understand the title?

No, I didn't get it either.....I was trying to figure out in my mind how 1st base (kissing - if we're talking about the same thing) and anything remotely to do with peeing in the shower.....

And God help the man if he tried to do both at the same time.....ICK!

[Dan Lambskin]

ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?

[Metroid]

ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?

Sure.

[josebach]

You may want to see a doctor.

Why, because my pee is like alien blood? No way. Nobody is taking away my special purpose.

[knapplc]

ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?

The fish pee in the river, why can't you? And there's no reason to fall behind the group because nature calls.