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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby josebach » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:52 am

I like peeing outdoors. There's just something rustic about it. For several months, I was occasionally peeing outdoors in the middle of the night while I was walking the dog... and yes, it was dark and where nobody could see me. Anyway, I was cutting the grass a few weeks ago and saw a big dead spot on the lawn next to my neighbor's fence right where I was peeing. :-o



I don't pee outside anymore. :-b
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby spodog » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:25 pm

josebach wrote:I like peeing outdoors. There's just something rustic about it. For several months, I was occasionally peeing outdoors in the middle of the night while I was walking the dog... and yes, it was dark and where nobody could see me. Anyway, I was cutting the grass a few weeks ago and saw a big dead spot on the lawn next to my neighbor's fence right where I was peeing. :-


You may want to see a doctor. 8-o
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:18 pm

So am I the only one who doesn't understand the title?
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:20 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:So am I the only one who doesn't understand the title?


I didn't feel like asking. I think he wanted to get more activity in the thread. :-b
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:32 pm

What would a ridiculous spodog thread be without a picture story? :-D





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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby The_Captain » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:01 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:So am I the only one who doesn't understand the title?


No, I didn't get it either.....I was trying to figure out in my mind how 1st base (kissing - if we're talking about the same thing) and anything remotely to do with peeing in the shower.....

And God help the man if he tried to do both at the same time.....ICK!
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:12 am

ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Metroid » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:21 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?

Sure. ;-D
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby josebach » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:24 am

spodog wrote:You may want to see a doctor. 8-o


Why, because my pee is like alien blood? No way. Nobody is taking away my special purpose.
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby knapplc » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:23 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?

The fish pee in the river, why can't you? And there's no reason to fall behind the group because nature calls. ;-D
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