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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby josebach » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:31 am

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Dan Lambskin wrote:ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?

The fish pee in the river, why can't you? And there's no reason to fall behind the group because nature calls. ;-D


I can think of a reason. Because I don't want to piss all over myself. %-6



I'd probably do it anyway, though. :-B
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Metroid » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:36 am

josebach wrote:I can think of a reason. Because I don't want to piss all over myself. %-6

Yeah right Mr. jose-golden showers-bach. :-B
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby scottaa1 » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:57 am

If I ever go inner tubing with you guys, I want to be the one furthest upstream :-*
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Metroid » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:09 am

scottaa1 wrote:If I ever go inner tubing with you guys, I want to be the one furthest upstream :-*

Forget that! I don't wanna float through your pee either! %-6 :-b
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby josebach » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:12 am

scottaa1 wrote:If I ever go inner tubing with you guys, I want to be the one furthest upstream :-*


So if you were IWI (Intertubing While Intoxicated), you would get out of the river to take a leak? :-?
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby scottaa1 » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:24 am

No... I'd go in the river and let you float in it.

And I wouldn't draw the line at urinating, either... you don't want to know how far I'd go. }:-)
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:50 pm

scottaa1 wrote:No... I'd go in the river and let you float in it.

And I wouldn't draw the line at urinating, either... you don't want to know how far I'd go. }:-)


I just hope they're sinkers and not floaters. :-b
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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby Nfl Fan » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:37 pm

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scottaa1 wrote:No... I'd go in the river and let you float in it.

And I wouldn't draw the line at urinating, either... you don't want to know how far I'd go. }:-)


I just hope they're sinkers and not floaters. :-b


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Re: Is there a difference between 1st base and #1 in the shower?

Postby spodog » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:20 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:ok...i've got another hypothetical urinary dilema

lets say you're drunk and floating down a river in an inner-tube in your bathing suit, and you continue to drink heavily so you have to pee every 1/2 hour or so, and if you keep getting in the river to pee (or for you real germophobes get out onto shore) you get way behind your group, is it ok to just pee while laying on your innertube, partially submerged in the river?


This is not only acceptable, it is expected.

If you are pulling over on a float trip to pee, you should be laughed off the river. Your urine may well be one of the cleanest things in the river
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