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Postby deerayfan072 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:04 pm

Like many moms, Macrida Patterson’s mother may have warned her when she was growing up about all the things that had to be handled carefully because “it could put your eye out.”

Maybe she should have added thongs to that list.


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Re: Defective Thong

Postby knapplc » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:16 pm

I'd like to be surprised by this, but I'm not. :-t
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Canucks_Fantasy » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:36 pm

Perhaps she shouldn't have lied about her waist size...
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby stomperrob » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:37 pm

Thou art a litigious nation! :-b

BTW - does that woman not exceed the recommended load limit for a thong??? Thongs are a privilege, not a right!!!
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:33 pm

So it snapped and popped her in the eye. And she was just "putting it on". yeah........ :-b
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Madison » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:41 pm

“There are people, I guarantee, who are watching this right now and they’re rolling their eyes, and they’re screaming at the TV and they’re saying, ‘This is ridiculous. This is what’s wrong with this country, that these crazy lawsuits come into play,’ ” she told Buccat.


Nah, no one is saying that. ;-7 ;-7 ;-7
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby WaCougMBS » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:31 am

knapplc wrote:I'd like to be surprised by this, but I'm not. :-t


This is exactly what I was going to say :-P
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:52 am

um...did anyone else catch this line...am i reading it correctly? if so, i give it a big :-P

Vieira pointed out that many Americans would consider the case to be frivolous, especially as Patterson admits to wearing the thong at least twice before and having laundered it


doh...never mind, i must have had temporary dyslexia because i read it without the last "and" in there
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby moonhead » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:21 am

[don king]only in america, haha![/don king]

i have no problem with this.
stick it to the man! the corporations are there being all corporationy. see?
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby deerayfan072 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:45 am

You know what ticked me off most?

I am not her lawyer :-b :-b :-b ;-)

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