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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:31 am

stomperrob wrote:Thou art a litigious nation! :-b

BTW - does that woman not exceed the recommended load limit for a thong??? Thongs are a privilege, not a right!!!

contrary to popular belief thongs aren't worn by just skinny sexy women, and they're not always worn for the enjoyment of us men. When women wear tight fitting dresses or pants they don't always like their panty lines to show....hate to break it to you but plus size women wear thongs too.
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:47 am

Metroid wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Thou art a litigious nation! :-b

BTW - does that woman not exceed the recommended load limit for a thong??? Thongs are a privilege, not a right!!!

contrary to popular belief thongs aren't worn by just skinny sexy women, and they're not always worn for the enjoyment of us men. When women wear tight fitting dresses or pants they don't always like their panty lines to show....hate to break it to you but plus size women wear thongs too.


You're a liar.

I once, as a joke, bought a gold thong for the wife. Turns out, as we were looking at it, that it was a banana hammock. For the life of me I can't remember where I bought it, but I'm sure I would have noticed what section of the store I was in.
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:52 am

So is it still a part of your wardrobe? :-b
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby knapplc » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:01 pm

Metroid wrote:So is it still a part of your wardrobe? :-b

It is.








I mean... that's what I heard. :-)
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:03 pm

Metroid wrote:So is it still a part of your wardrobe? :-b


I am asked to wear it on occasion, yes. O:-)
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:05 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Metroid wrote:So is it still a part of your wardrobe? :-b


I am asked to wear it on occasion, yes. O:-)

Sexy! :-b
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby knapplc » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:06 pm

Heyo! 8-o



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Re: Defective Thong

Postby stomperrob » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:12 pm

moonhead wrote:and why are people immediately assuming it's not true? what does this have to do with freedom of speech?


I just think it sounds like one of those frivilous and vexatious lawsuits - but that wasn't my point, we should be free to take either side in the discussion, whereas ORS being told to try out China for not liking this woman's actions seemed to smack of him not being free to state his opinion.
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:01 pm

Hey Treat, I don't think she was in the store trying them on. :-b ;-)

The incident happened in May 2007 when Patterson was changing in the locker room at work after her shift.
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Re: Defective Thong

Postby treat24 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:40 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:Hey Treat, I don't think she was in the store trying them on. :-b ;-)

The incident happened in May 2007 when Patterson was changing in the locker room at work after her shift.


ahhh, the radio told it differently... interesting...
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