Only in Florida

[deerayfan072]

Police said Gelando Olivieri attempted to rob the V&F Discount Beverage store in DeLand by threatening harm with a spiked Spanish bayonet, a palmetto-like plant with sharp points on its leaves.

http://www.local6.com/news/16654677/detail.html

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[Omaha Red Sox]

"Give him whatever he wants!"

Dangerously creative guy to have in prison.

[m16a]

Dangerously creative guy to have in prison.

I can just see this guy trying to escape from prison.


"I'm warning you, I left razor stubble on my face and I made it really gritty too! So let me go or I will prickle you to death with my face!"

[Nfl Fan]

The gene pool is becoming overrun with stupid people.

[dream_017]

I'd vote for Florida, but I don't see the poll

[Popcynical]

Someone took The Happening too literally?

[flotsamnjetsam]

Germany.

[stomperrob]

Methinks he was def born during low tide in the gene pool!!!

[scottaa1]

I can just see this guy trying to escape from prison.

"I'm warning you, I left razor stubble on my face and I made it really gritty too! So let me go or I will prickle you to death with my face!"

Do you know how many guys get prickled to death in prison every year??? NOT funny...

[joelamosobadiah]

I can just see this guy trying to escape from prison.

"I'm warning you, I left razor stubble on my face and I made it really gritty too! So let me go or I will prickle you to death with my face!"

Do you know how many guys get prickled to death in prison every year??? NOT funny...

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