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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:01 pm

Metroid wrote:I find that title a little X rated. :-B


then you'll love this

A Naughty Little Poem wrote:She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:49 pm

nice. :-b
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:49 pm

nice. :-b
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:54 pm

Met's a noob
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:02 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:Met's a noob

Forever. :-b

The Cafe has been moving REALLY slow for me lately, the loading between pages is taking forever and sometimes they just don't load so I hit the back button and forward again to help em out. I must have done that between posting and retuning to GT and must have hit submit twice. :-?
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:04 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:Met's a noob


so does he really only have 7701 posts
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:10 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
joelamosobadiah wrote:Met's a noob


so does he really only have 7701 posts

No thats just how many are slightly worth reading.
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:26 pm

Metroid wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
joelamosobadiah wrote:Met's a noob


so does he really only have 7701 posts

No thats just how many are slightly worth reading.


That many? :-b
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Metroid » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:55 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:That many? :-b

I said slightly. :-b
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:23 pm

Metroid wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:That many? :-b

I said slightly. :-b


Give or take 7701 right? :-D
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