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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby josebach » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:47 pm

Metroid wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:That many? :-b

I said slightly. :-b


He heard you the first time. :-b

But hey, who am I to talk? Half mine aren't worth reading either. Not only that, but half my posts that are worth reading are only worth reading to half the people at the cafe and the other half of my posts that are worth reading are only worth reading to the other half of the cafe. So if I have this logic figured right, it means that for any given post, 3 out of 4 people think I'm a schmuck. :-?

Yup, that's about right. :-b

I'm pretty sure 4 out of 4 think this post is garbage, though. :-/ :-b
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:35 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Metroid wrote:I find that title a little X rated. :-B


then you'll love this

A Naughty Little Poem wrote:She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!


Ha, that's fantastic. :-D
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:42 pm

josebach wrote: So if I have this logic figured right, it means that for any given post, 3 out of 4 people think I'm a schmuck. :-?


I don't think you're a schmuck.

I'm pretty sure 4 out of 4 think this post is garbage, though. :-/ :-b


sharp observations like that should get you an eagle eye!! ;-) :-B
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby josebach » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:55 pm

scottaa1 wrote: sharp observations like that should get you an eagle eye!! ;-) :-B


Oooh... oooh... can I get the one with jaundice? :-B
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:16 pm

Jose, that had to be one of the funniest posts ever. :-b ;-D
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Canucks_Fantasy » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:12 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
josebach wrote: So if I have this logic figured right, it means that for any given post, 3 out of 4 people think I'm a schmuck. :-?


I don't think you're a schmuck.

I'm pretty sure 4 out of 4 think this post is garbage, though. :-/ :-b


sharp observations like that should get you an eagle eye!! ;-) :-B


Well then you're in the 1/4 minority.

Just kidding Jose. :-b ;-D
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:13 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:Jose, that had to be one of the funniest posts ever.


Well, 1 out of 4 would think so...

;-7 :-b
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby josebach » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:18 pm

Suprisingly, I'm in the 75% percentile 90% of the time. Which I think means out of every 100 posts I make, 2.5 of them I like. :-b :-? :-/
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby josebach » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:23 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:Jose, that had to be one of the funniest posts ever. :-b ;-D


I can't take credit for that. Someone else referred to it as having jaundice before. I've actually been in a horrible dry spell lately as far as funny posts go. It's hard to be funny when you're a negative Nancy half the time. I must be stressed or something. :-S
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Re: Dentist drops tools down man's throat

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:50 pm

josebach wrote:
joelamosobadiah wrote:Jose, that had to be one of the funniest posts ever. :-b ;-D


I can't take credit for that. Someone else referred to it as having jaundice before. I've actually been in a horrible dry spell lately as far as funny posts go. It's hard to be funny when you're a negative Nancy half the time. I must be stressed or something. :-S


Not the jaundiced one, but the one before that. I have even referred to it as jaundiced several times. :-B
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