It depends on what your relation is with the girl. If it's your sister, it means she wants a back rub. If it's your mom, it means she wants a back rub. If it's your girlfriend, it means she wants a back rub. If it's your wife, it means she wants a back rub. If it's a girl that you're just friends with or dating, it means that she doesn't mind having physcial contact with you... which could be an indication that she's sexually attracted to you. It could also mean she wants a back rub.
I'm just wondering how a forum full of people can help you interpret a situation we know nothing about. Do you have that little confidence? Hopefully, you're just bored and don't really need our help with this.
josebach wrote:It depends on what your relation is with the girl. If it's your sister, it means she wants a back rub. If it's your mom, it means she wants a back rub. If it's your girlfriend, it means she wants a back rub. If it's your wife, it means she wants a back rub. If it's a girl that you're just friends with or dating, it means that she doesn't mind having physcial contact with you... which could be an indication that she's sexually attracted to you. It could also mean she wants a back rub.
I'm just wondering how a forum full of people can help you interpret a situation we know nothing about. Do you have that little confidence? Hopefully, you're just bored and don't really need our help with this.
Not really lookin' for help here, bach. More the latter I guess. Brad Paisley's I'm Still a Guy came on the radio while I was grilling up a T-Bone. Bein' the thoughtful, sensitive guy that I am, I got to thinking about the deeper meaning of the lyrics to this song.
There are others I'm contemplating as well, like "you see a priceless French paiting, I see a drunk nekked girl" . . .
spodog wrote:When a girl says "I'd sure like you to give me a back rub tonight", what does she really mean?
discuss.
At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there WILL be a quiz later).
You want = You want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? (The answer to "What's wrong?")
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an jerk
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
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