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Buy a house, get a free.....Wife?!?!?

Postby Madison » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:42 am

Yeah, you read that right. Some lady is selling her house and she's included in the deal. Doesn't look too bad in this pic, nice figure, etc:

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But looks a bit thick in the video on this page (more pictures on that page too):

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=005201aa-6596-4203-b3e9-a666ae138149

And another link about the story with a few of the same pics:

http://florence.en.craigslist.it/vac/725787925.html

What a world, huh? :*)
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Re: Buy a house, get a free.....Wife?!?!?

Postby knapplc » Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:33 am

That pic is probably from a few years ago. She looks fine physically in the video, but you're right - a bit heavier than this pic.

I'd be pretty skeptical about bidding on this. I'm betting she's hoping to generate some buzz about the house sale by doing this, and doesn't have any intentions on following through with it.
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Postby scottaa1 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:20 am

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Postby treat24 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:31 am

scottaa1 wrote:butterface


that would lead to say that everything looks good but her face ... it all looks gross to me.

I agree with knapp though, I think she's just trying to get views at the house...
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Postby moonhead » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:41 am

plus some bastard children. awesome package deal there.
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Postby Canucks_Fantasy » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:24 pm

Wow. She must be using a picture from 15 years ago.

She's put on a few, that's for sure.
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:33 pm

Is throwing in a wife supposed to be an incentive to buy? How about adding some $$$ to the cost & leave the wife out of the deal. ;-7 :-b ;-)
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Re: Buy a house, get a free.....Wife?!?!?

Postby Venom » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:14 am

So you buy the house and it comes with a pain in the ___ free of charge.

No thanks :-t

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Re: Buy a house, get a free.....Wife?!?!?

Postby stomperrob » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:07 am

Hmm - interesting concept - in some ways it makes lot more sense then the way I've always done it - I usually get a wife first and then up losing the house!!!
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Re: Buy a house, get a free.....Wife?!?!?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:45 am

So if you already have a wife will this lady stick around and keep the house cleaned up and the yard mowed?
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