You guys are crazy! Velveeta and Miracle whip is awesome. Especially when you make a grilled "cheese" with both.
Love the quotes on "cheese"
salad: only had 2 in my life, hate them... bad for the digestive tract and slows digestion and slows metabolism unless you eat the salad as your meal or after your meal. I don't have crohns, i've dated one with it and known others, they can tell you, lettuce is almost inedible for some, for regular people, it takes forever to digest. Eating salads as the meal or after the meal (instead of before it) is one of the reasons many french women are so skinny... (there's a whole book about it)... eating a salad before your meal slows everything down and can cause you to gain weight.
soup: haven't eaten soup in over 20 years. when I was a kid I was fed soup when sick. now the mere smell of soup makes me a tad ill.
mcdonalds: haven't eaten mcdonalds in 7 1/2 years (Feb 14th, 2001)
edit: and i was thinking of cool whip... brain fart... I hate miracle whip and any type of mayonnaise for that matter.