Fantasy Football Cafe Forum

by **JasonSeahorn** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:38 am

You can determine your profile (or others) by how you draft! Just find the draft technique that most closely resembles you, and VOILA! http://www.footballoutsiders.com/2008/07/17/ramblings/too-deep-zone/6375/

Here's an example:

Strategy: RB-RB-WR-QB
Style: The stone tablets of fantasy tactics were carried down from Mount Sinai, and you follow them with fundamentalist zeal. Get those two backs, then a top wideout, then settle the quarterback situation, then the next receiver, then patiently fill out your bench and periphery. No matter how the draft shakes out (”Oops, we all somehow forgot Steven Jackson, and the sixth round has started. Damn tequila shooters!”), stay the course, stay the course.

Personality: You are precise. For you, Everything in its Right Place isn’t just the first track on Kid A. Setting your watch to Greenwich time isn’t enough; sometimes, you just have to get some caesium-133 and measure a few billion periods for yourself to make sure the seconds are right. You label your underwear by days of the week, smoke alarm batteries by months of the year, and condoms by decade of the millennia.

Other Traits: Your satisfaction with the same strategy year after year reveals that you are a risk-averse conformist. You have a taste for the tepid: weak tea, bland food, CBS television. You still vote for the Whig party, and your flag lapel pin has only 48 stars because you can’t think of Oklahoma and Arizona as anything other than Indian territories. You completely didn’t get that Radiohead reference a paragraph ago.

by **footballsimp** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:50 am

This is probably most everyone here:

I usually go 2 RB and WR before I think about QB

Strategy: RB-RB-WR-QB

Style: The stone tablets of fantasy tactics were carried down from Mount Sinai, and you follow them with fundamentalist zeal. Get those two backs, then a top wideout, then settle the quarterback situation, then the next receiver, then patiently fill out your bench and periphery. No matter how the draft shakes out (”Oops, we all somehow forgot Steven Jackson, and the sixth round has started. Damn tequila shooters!”), stay the course, stay the course.

Personality: You are precise. For you, Everything in its Right Place isn’t just the first track on Kid A. Setting your watch to Greenwich time isn’t enough; sometimes, you just have to get some caesium-133 and measure a few billion periods for yourself to make sure the seconds are right. You label your underwear by days of the week, smoke alarm batteries by months of the year, and condoms by decade of the millennia.

Other Traits: Your satisfaction with the same strategy year after year reveals that you are a risk-averse conformist. You have a taste for the tepid: weak tea, bland food, CBS television. You still vote for the Whig party, and your flag lapel pin has only 48 stars because you can’t think of Oklahoma and Arizona as anything other than Indian territories. You completely didn’t get that Radiohead reference a paragraph ago.

Funny article