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Re: Home Security Companies

Postby Tyeattolah » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:09 am

Ha! Good one...my luck though it would draw more curiosity seekers!

beanoX3 wrote:Just put up biohazard and radioactive warning stickers all over your house. A fumigation tent could also help. ;-D
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Re: Home Security Companies

Postby Metroid » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:31 am

We have ADT...it's not activated though. :-b
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Re: Home Security Companies

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:44 pm

Metroid wrote:We have ADT...it's not activated though. :-b


yeah, i have a Brinks sign that was the previous homeowners...that should be enough to stop any criminals
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Re: Home Security Companies

Postby beanoX3 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:22 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Metroid wrote:We have ADT...it's not activated though. :-b


yeah, i have a Brinks sign that was the previous homeowners...that should be enough to stop any criminals

In high school, I took an electronics course where I built a fake home security console that just had a keypad (that did nothing) and some blinking LED lights. The kit came with stickers that said "AOT" to resemble ADT. I know stores sell fake kits too.

Anyways, for a real suggestion, if you don't want to spring for one of those subscription security services, you should install motion sensor flood lamp/s. Maybe one in the front and one in the back. Then hook up a timer to a TV and a desklamp to turn on in the evening for an hour or two while you're gone to simulate someone being home. Or hire a bum to house-sit while you're away.
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Re: Home Security Companies

Postby Metroid » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:04 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Metroid wrote:We have ADT...it's not activated though. :-b


yeah, i have a Brinks sign that was the previous homeowners...that should be enough to stop any criminals

I have a sign out front too...if nothing else I could smack a burglar in the face with it. :-b
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Re: Home Security Companies

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:19 pm

beanoX3 wrote:Or hire a bum to house-sit while you're away.


I like that one. Make sure you stock the fridge before you leave. Not with food.

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Dan Lambskin wrote:
Metroid wrote:We have ADT...it's not activated though. :-b


yeah, i have a Brinks sign that was the previous homeowners...that should be enough to stop any criminals

I have a sign out front too...if nothing else I could smack a burglar in the face with it. :-b


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Re: Home Security Companies

Postby Tyeattolah » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:55 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:Or hire a bum to house-sit while you're away.


I like that one. Make sure you stock the fridge before you leave. Not with food.


Reminds me of the Jimmy Buffett song: Gypsies in the Palace
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