And the neckbeard wins!!http://www.rotoworld.com/content/HeadLi ... &hl=120249
Bears name Kyle Orton opening-day starter
The Bears confirmed Monday that Kyle Orton will be their starter in Week 1 against the Colts.
Don't expect him to last long. Orton will be on a short leash, has beatable LT John St. Clair guarding his blind side, and gets unfavorable matchups (@ Indy, @ Carolina, vs. Tampa Bay, and vs. Philadelphia) in the first four weeks. The Bears are likely to use multiple starting QBs during the season, be it due to injury or poor play. Orton's completion rate (63.2) through two preseason games is solid, but his yards per attempt average (5.2) is dreadful and he's thrown no touchdown passes. Aug. 18 - 4:07 pm et
Ugh.... Orton sucks. So does Gorssman, but at least he has potential. Here's the Bears offense for you:
1st down: Forte carries for a yard.
2nd down: Fote carries for 2 yards.
3rd down: Screen to Hester for 5 yards.
4th down: Punt
Repeat (with "screen to Hester" being replaced by "dump to Forte/Peterson/Lloyd/Booker/Olsen, and the occasional 1st down "pass to Desmond Clark for 3 yards", and maybe once or twice a game you'll see a first down or field goal on 4th down....)