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Postby scottaa1 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:44 am

I'm about to go do my own yard and saw a headline that I just had to click on.

He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."


Very little to the article but the mug shot is worth the click.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/mower.madness.ap/index.html
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:07 am

No image or article, but it sounds hilarious. :-D
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Postby Metroid » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:15 am

scott need to brush up on his linking skills. :-B

That does sound like some funny shiz. :-b
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Re: lawnmower won't start? shoot it!

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:08 pm

Police say man shot lawn mower that wouldn't start

15 hours ago

MILWAUKEE (AP) — A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.


http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5joJ5 ... gD9258C980

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Postby WaCougMBS » Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:10 pm

This was an awesome story! I read this on the wire when I got to work at the paper last night and was laughing my ass off. Some people's kids/parents...

!+) 8-o }:-)
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Postby RiffRaff » Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:15 pm

Makes me want to reach on out and slap his mama. :-D
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Postby The Lung » Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:19 pm

Some clown from Sacramento was dragged into court. He shot his lawnmower. It disobeyed, it wouldn't start. Might makes right, it's the American way. They fined him $60 and sent him on his way. You know, some people dont take no s**t. Maybe if they did, they'd have half a brain left.


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Re: lawnmower won't start? shoot it!

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:35 pm

Doh! Very sorry about the bad link... I try to always check them after posting, but was in a hurry to get out and get my work done before it got too warm today.

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Postby joelamosobadiah » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:08 pm

WOW, A profound statement saying that he was drunk. :-B
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Postby beanoX3 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:11 pm

I've wanted to shoot my lawnmower before too, but unfortunately I don't have a gun. :,-(

Airsoft just ain't the same. Even the geese who crap on my driveway just shrug it off.
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