lawnmower won't start? shoot it!

[scottaa1]

I'm about to go do my own yard and saw a headline that I just had to click on.

He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

Very little to the article but the mug shot is worth the click.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/mower.madness.ap/index.html

[Omaha Red Sox]

No image or article, but it sounds hilarious.

[Metroid]

scott need to brush up on his linking skills.

That does sound like some funny shiz.

[Omaha Red Sox]

Police say man shot lawn mower that wouldn't start

15 hours ago

MILWAUKEE (AP) — A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5joJ5 ... gD9258C980

[WaCougMBS]

This was an awesome story! I read this on the wire when I got to work at the paper last night and was laughing my ass off. Some people's kids/parents...

[RiffRaff]

Makes me want to reach on out and slap his mama.

[The Lung]

Some clown from Sacramento was dragged into court. He shot his lawnmower. It disobeyed, it wouldn't start. Might makes right, it's the American way. They fined him $60 and sent him on his way. You know, some people dont take no s**t. Maybe if they did, they'd have half a brain left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbZS37IRR4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i96CyVlzBwE

[scottaa1]

Doh! Very sorry about the bad link... I try to always check them after posting, but was in a hurry to get out and get my work done before it got too warm today.

Thanks ORS for the assist.

[joelamosobadiah]

WOW, A profound statement saying that he was drunk.

[beanoX3]

I've wanted to shoot my lawnmower before too, but unfortunately I don't have a gun.

Airsoft just ain't the same. Even the geese who crap on my driveway just shrug it off.