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Re: lawnmower won't start? shoot it!

Postby Metroid » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:30 pm

beanoX3 wrote:I've wanted to shoot my lawnmower before too, but unfortunately I don't have a gun. :,-(

Airsoft just ain't the same. Even the geese who crap on my driveway just shrug it off.

I shot a crow in the backyard with my airsoft gun....he just ate the pellet. :-B
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Re: lawnmower won't start? shoot it!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:07 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Police say man shot lawn mower that wouldn't start

15 hours ago

MILWAUKEE (AP) — A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.


http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5joJ5 ... gD9258C980

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i bet he smells like Willie Nelson
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Re: lawnmower won't start? shoot it!

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:36 am

I bet he just smells.

I'm going to use that as my mental image of Treat.
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