lawnmower won't start? shoot it!

[Metroid]

I've wanted to shoot my lawnmower before too, but unfortunately I don't have a gun.

Airsoft just ain't the same. Even the geese who crap on my driveway just shrug it off.

I shot a crow in the backyard with my airsoft gun....he just ate the pellet.

[Dan Lambskin]

Police say man shot lawn mower that wouldn't start

15 hours ago

MILWAUKEE (AP) — A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5joJ5 ... gD9258C980

i bet he smells like Willie Nelson

[scottaa1]

I bet he just smells.

I'm going to use that as my mental image of Treat.