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So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby Guru13 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:02 pm

Not intentionally of course, but as some of you may know I work at a car wash and I pull cars off the conveyer/track thing, so I see this older caddy, not really that old, like early/mid '90's coming down the track. It's good to note here the old-ish cars like this don't always have the same rubber/styrofoam padding on the door frame/door jams that newer cars have. I get to the car, and since we were quite busy at the time I was in a hurry, in my haste I fling the door open, not realizing that it will only open about 2/3 as far as I think it will. For some reason this car door doesn't open as far as others, so when it opens to it's full extent it shoots back, with the top corner of the door going through my ear and poking me in the neck, although I didn't realize the extent at the time, it hurt but come on you're a man suck it up!!! So I pull the car out and when I get out of the car I feel my ear and notice it's bleeding, it sucks but still not a huge deal, grab a towel go to the bathroom to check it out and OMG!!! there's a gaping hole in my ear...OUCH! So ya my work day sucked...I didn't even get to leave, I had to work for 4 more hours, hopefully they didn't have rabies on their car. :-B

...so how's your saturday been?
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:28 pm

yeeouch... sorry to hear that. Had a tetanus shot in the last ten years? Never hurts to take an extra measure of safety.

(I thought this was somehow going to be a Benson thread) ;-)
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby Guru13 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:11 pm

scottaa1 wrote:yeeouch... sorry to hear that. Had a tetanus shot in the last ten years? Never hurts to take an extra measure of safety.

(I thought this was somehow going to be a Benson thread) ;-)

Benson? you mean Carnell Williams?

I actually don't know if I've had tetanus shot even mildly recently... :-?
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby Metroid » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:26 pm

Benson? :-B
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby eastcoaster » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:35 pm

OUCH! :-/

So....what kind of earrings do you like? :-b

Nah really, jk, hope it heals up ok...and like others said, you probably should get a tetanus shot. They're good for 10 years or so, I think, so you might want to check your records with your doctor....could be you're current already.

Had to hurt :-/
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:38 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:yeeouch... sorry to hear that. Had a tetanus shot in the last ten years? Never hurts to take an extra measure of safety.

(I thought this was somehow going to be a Benson thread) ;-)

Benson? you mean Carnell Williams?

I actually don't know if I've had tetanus shot even mildly recently... :-?


Good lord... I am just full of fail today :~(
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby beanoX3 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:27 pm

Is it just a puncture or are you missing a chunk of ear? :-b

I say whine like a little girl and look into getting some worker's comp. Milk it for all its worth. ;-D
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:30 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
I say whine like a little girl and look into getting some worker's comp. Milk it for all its worth. ;-D


And don't forget to mention to your insurance company that 2 carat diamond stud earring you were wearing that got washed down the drain... tragic!
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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby Tyeattolah » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:32 pm

Holy Holey! Sorry... O:-)

I'm sure Cadillac either makes one or you could find a minature Caddy hood ornament for a pierced earring...would always have a story to tell!

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Re: So I pierced my ear...with a Cadillac

Postby moonhead » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:57 am

you should guage your ear now.
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