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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby moochman » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:56 am

My guess it they could stop feeding the animal until he is slim enough for his chemical romance.

Orrrr, they could simply leave it in the hands of a couple of fathers that may have interesting ideas on how to solve this problem.
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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:33 am

Mookie4ever wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:Anyways, they should hang fat people. Fat dude would snap their neck, guaranteed. :-b



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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:35 pm

I say they give it a shot and see how it goes.
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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby flotsamnjetsam » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:12 pm

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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:43 pm

Why Flots? Why? Do you just hate us all that much?
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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby RiffRaff » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:53 pm

Why should we be worried if it hurts too much? Why would we want to shot him, hang him, chop off his head or the like?

Oh yeah, cause it would be cheaper. ;-D
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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby stomperrob » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:55 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Why Flots? Why? Do you just hate us all that much?


Hmm - I believe that's Lana Turner's sister...


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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby Guru13 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:28 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I say they give it a shot and see how it goes.

I gotta kick outta that one fore some reason. :-b
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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:33 am

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I say they give it a shot and see how it goes.

I gotta kick outta that one fore some reason. :-b


Hey, you know, he's not the expert here so let's stick him and see if he's right or not.
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Re: Too fat to die???

Postby Guru13 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:37 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I say they give it a shot and see how it goes.

I gotta kick outta that one fore some reason. :-b


Hey, you know, he's not the expert here so let's stick him and see if he's right or not.

works for me, and you know if we really are having a hard time finding those veins, just cut him open, he'll only care for a few minutes.
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