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Re: Could use a little advice

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:42 pm

Polar Bear wrote: But sports, seems to be her kryptonite.


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Re: Could use a little advice

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:27 pm

PB, you might actually have to have one substantial irrational moment to keep her at bay. When you're on the phone and she's waiting for you, as soon as you're done just yell "WHAT!?!?!" and give her the crazy eyes.
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Re: Could use a little advice

Postby JasonSeahorn » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:16 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:PB, you might actually have to have one substantial irrational moment to keep her at bay. When you're on the phone and she's waiting for you, as soon as you're done just yell "WHAT!?!?!" and give her the crazy eyes.


Give her one of these looks.

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Re: Could use a little advice

Postby fezzik » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:34 am

JasonSeahorn wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:PB, you might actually have to have one substantial irrational moment to keep her at bay. When you're on the phone and she's waiting for you, as soon as you're done just yell "WHAT!?!?!" and give her the crazy eyes.


Give her one of these looks.

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Yes! I think the raising of the arms is key here...it kind of finishes off the look. And it would help if you have a snaggle tooth.
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Re: Could use a little advice

Postby spodog » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:09 pm

Polar Bear wrote:
I have a woman like that at my office and she has been driving me crazy the past couple weeks.



You could sexually harass her.
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Re: Could use a little advice

Postby danleroi22 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:47 pm

spodog wrote:
Polar Bear wrote:
I have a woman like that at my office and she has been driving me crazy the past couple weeks.



You could sexually harass her.


Bad advice... this could lead to her advances... which may be worse than just talk.

On a lighter note, I like the whole sports idea. On the contrary, you could just try hearing her out and being kind about the whole thing. Some people simply need attention, and those who don't get it can be dangerous to other people and themselves. I'd try helping before I'd try avoiding.

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Re: Could use a little advice

Postby Polar Bear » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:16 pm

danleroi22 wrote:
spodog wrote:
Polar Bear wrote:
I have a woman like that at my office and she has been driving me crazy the past couple weeks.



You could sexually harass her.


Bad advice... this could lead to her advances... which may be worse than just talk.

On a lighter note, I like the whole sports idea. On the contrary, you could just try hearing her out and being kind about the whole thing. Some people simply need attention, and those who don't get it can be dangerous to other people and themselves. I'd try helping before I'd try avoiding.

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Yeah I have done that and if I do this what will happen is she will suck away 45 minutes of my life talking about nothing.
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