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Oz or Castaway?

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20 years alone on a deserted island like Castaway or 1 year of hard time in a federal prison?

Castaway on a deserted island for 20 years
5
38%
Hard time in a pen for 1 year
8
62%
 
Total votes : 13

Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby dream_017 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:32 pm

Looks like I am in the minority(at least for those that have posted), give me the island ;-D
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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:57 am

i'd go for prison...but this is the FMITA prison from Office Space, not minimum security, right :-o
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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby Metroid » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:19 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i'd go for prison...but this is the FMITA prison from Office Space, not minimum security, right :-o

You forgot the "P" :-b
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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby danleroi22 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:14 pm

RiffRaff wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:
RiffRaff wrote:I can go without sex for 6 months, so I choose 1 year in the pen. ;-7


I think the 'sisters' in prison would take care of that for you. :-*



Reminded me of a quote from Arrested Development. :-b


This post takes this thread to a whole new level :-b ;-D

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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby bigh0rt » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:22 am

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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby Nfl Fan » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:34 am

For starters, the real castaway was only four years, making the decision easy.

Now, the little unspoken question mark here is, "What kind of hard time are we talking about?" If we're talking about a daily gang rape... gimme the 20 years on an island any day, thank you very much. :-o

If you're talking about a cell, prison food, an occasional fight, TV, prison football and a weight room... well, that's just kinda like taking a year off of work. Hard time and Club Med kinda rolled into one and sure... gimme the year. B-)
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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby thedude » Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:40 pm

I am going to look a little more long term at this.

When i get out of prison, i will still be in my 20s.

When i get off the island, i will be in my 40s (still relativly young, but middle-aged).

When i get out of prison, my friends and family will still be the same.

When i get off the island, some of my friends and family would have all changed and moved on with their lives.

When i get of of prison, i would be considered a low-life. No white collar job. My degrees wasted. I would be stuck working at a blue collar job. For the rest of my life this would follow me.

When i get off the island, i would be a celebrity. I could right a book, sell the movie rights, ect. I could live off the experince for the rest of my life.

I think i would take the desert island.
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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby jayday » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:56 pm

RiffRaff wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:
RiffRaff wrote:I can go without sex for 6 months, so I choose 1 year in the pen. ;-7


I think the 'sisters' in prison would take care of that for you. :-*


Reminded me of a quote from Arrested Development. :-b

Which one?

"Daddy horny, Michael."

or

"I'm Oscar...dot com"
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Re: Oz or Castaway?

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:06 pm

jayday wrote:
RiffRaff wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:
I think the 'sisters' in prison would take care of that for you. :-*


Reminded me of a quote from Arrested Development. :-b

Which one?

"Daddy horny, Michael."

or

"I'm Oscar...dot com"


"White Power Bill has dirty ears" :-b
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