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Postby moonhead » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:06 am

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:17 am

I heard something about this, but was unsure as to the credibility. Still am.
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:13 am

it's true...they caught it after it tried to lure me into an ice-ceam truck
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:41 pm

There's a thread on the DarkSide about it. As I said over there, I think cryptozoology is interesting, simply because I'm intrigued by the possibilities of species we have yet to discover or know little to nothing about, let alone species as spectacular as bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster. I'm as skeptic as the next guy, but I have good reason to hope it's true and good reason to hope it's not.
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:51 pm

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.


Probably a Russian.

President Bush promises more swift action; sends troops with electric shavors to Tbilisi.
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:41 pm

Holy crap! I live five minutes from the Cabana in Palo Alto!!! 8-o
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:18 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Holy crap! I live five minutes from the Cabana in Palo Alto!!! 8-o


You need to be the Cafe representative and verify the validity of this story for us DDD. :-D
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby jake_twothousandfive » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:21 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Holy crap! I live five minutes from the Cabana in Palo Alto!!! 8-o


You need to be the Cafe representative and verify the validity of this story for us DDD. :-D

Yeah, you should sneak in and give us the inside scoop. B-)
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:35 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Holy crap! I live five minutes from the Cabana in Palo Alto!!! 8-o


Los Altos, MV, or Palo Alto?

Thats part of my territory which encompasses Silicon Valley. I held a meeting with the controller of that hotel just a month ago. Very interesting.


I don't know why but the words "METEOR SHY!T" come to mind.
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Re: bigfoot found!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:52 am

Cowboys 4 life wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:Holy crap! I live five minutes from the Cabana in Palo Alto!!! 8-o


Los Altos, MV, or Palo Alto?

Thats part of my territory which encompasses Silicon Valley. I held a meeting with the controller of that hotel just a month ago. Very interesting.


I don't know why but the words "METEOR SHY!T" come to mind.


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