There are posts, there are whores, and then there are post whores, but it's rare indeed to find someone that A.) excels at all 3 and B.) does so wearing a**less chaps as often as not. You, Mr. Metroid, are an a$$et to the Cafe in every sense of the word (including a few involving livestock that are frankly sorta disturbing).
Congrats Buddy. Now stop choking that poor Chicken.
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire