Cooley is the freakin' man...PERIOD!
" Lendale White?? Thats such a gay pick"
" Matt Ryan? He's nothing, just a pair of shoes"
Cooley " I dont understand how guys can play in the NFL and not know a THING about fantasy football"
Cooley " Every time I run out 100 people yell I'm their fantasy TE, how can you not be pumped about that" (or similar words to that effect)